/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>追及に「これですか」「佐天涙子」のフィギュア盗んだ容疑で４７歳男
逮捕
>http://sankei.jp.msn.com/region/news/110712/szk11071215250008-n1.htm

NEWS : A 47 year old male was arrested for stoleing Saten Ruiko figure

>>>/b/
>mfw /b/ gets epic soundtrack music and /jp/ never gets any Touhou music

Why does moot hate us?

2ch: Do you realize you're a Niwaka Otaku (the worst type otaku, who wants to be an Otaku, but fails.)?

>けいおん、ABが面白いとか言う奴
thinks K-ON! and Angel Beats are fun anime

>化物語とけいおんをやたら持ち上げてる
Recommend to people Bakemonogatari and K-ON!

>オタクであることを隠そうとしない奴
try to hind your powerlevel

>シャフトを絶賛
SHAFT fanboy

>堂々とアニメの話してる奴
take anime seriously

>まどかマギカ、けいおんを観ている奴
Love Madoka and K-on!

>BDの売上が～って言う奴
Care about BD sales

>エヴァの新劇場版だけ見て TVアニメ版は見てない
Have only seen Eva Rebuild, never finished the TV series

>1年前はけいおんにハマってて, 今はまどかマギカにハマってるような奴
The people who love K-ON last year, and now into Madoka

>京アニ好きなやつはにわか率１００％
>シャフト好きなやつはにわか率７０％
KyoAni fanbase niwaka 100%
SHAFT fanbase niwaka 70%

>好きなエロゲブランドがkey、あかべぇ、Nitro+
fav VN studio : key, AKABEi and Nitro+

http://blog.livedoor.jp/insidears/archives/52467759.html

>http://blog.livedoor.jp/insidears/archives/52464514.html

4chanなら/a/が一番近いわ
コスプレ画像とか貼られたら3DPD(三次元豚うざい)
まどか最終回後にエヴァ厨が糞糞エヴァ以下とか騒ぐ
ノイタミナのサブカル臭うぜえ萌え最高
ストパンスレが放映後も24時間たってる
定期的に立つ佐天さんはビッチスレ
定期的に立つ俺の嫁(mai waifu)スレ
定期的に立つIS不等号スレ
東方厨(tohofag)がうざすぎて隔離板がつくられる
漫画スレはマイナーな漫画(ガロ系とか)読みが他を見下す

can some one translate this?

>>>/co/25817156
http://comics.ign.com/articles/116/1167301p1.html

>The artist known as Justiniano, whose work has been seen in such comics as 52, Countdown to Mystery, Day of Vengeance, and The Creeper, has been arrested in Connecticut on charges of possessing child pornography.

>The Connecticut Post reports that Justiniano, real name Josue Rivera, was caught with a thumb drive that contained 33 images of child porn. Apparently, Rivera had given the drive to a funeral home employee for use in an upcoming funeral, intended to hold pictures of the deceased. Obviously, Rivera gave the employee the wrong images and was quickly reported to the police. According to the paper, the Connecticut police verified that one of the children in the confiscated images is Justiniano's niece.

>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/co/25666902

Why doesn't /jp/ have any music?

>17 years ago
>someone spread a rumor that I pick my nose and eat the boogers
>became known as that kid throughout my middle school/high school life
>3 days ago, finally make a facebook account
>today, some girl I don't remember from high school messages me
>"OMG I HVNT SEEN U IN YEARS!!1"
>"uhh, hi"
>"DO U STIL PICK UR NOSE????"
>my fucking face

>be black
>be retarded and lazy
>get a full ride scholarship to Harvard
>continue to be retarded and lazy
>get a full ride into medical school
>continue to be retarded and lazy
>get hired by a respectable hospital and make $100k starting salary

>Go to the movies with my friend and his sister
>She falls asleep
>Her head falls onto my shoulder
>Instantly soil myself
>She wakes up
>Try to play it cool
>"Anon what's that smell"
>"Nothing"
>Black asshole behind us starts laughing in that wheezy way
>He says "I think your boy there might be incontinent"
>She looks at me in disgust
>The two leave
>Black guy puts his hand on my shoulder
>"I think she was into you dog!"
>Run out of cinema

>In Japan
>started raining like fuck
>whip out umbrella that I always carry
>walking like normal
>school girl is under some banner or store front or something, slightly wet, keeps looking at phone, obviously stuck there because the rain was sudden and heavy (was by school (I am a transfer at an all girls college, that lets male transfer students in)
>I'm well tanned, almost brown, not quite
>walk up to her
>"mi kasa es su kasa"
>force umbrella into her hand
>walk away under heavy rain

>my best bro tells me I spend too much time playing the vidya
>and that I need to get some pussy for once
>reluctantly agree
>he sets me up with his female friend
>a few days pass, some light on-line chat occurs
>go on the date
>explain beforehand that I'm pretty shy and not the initiating type, she says it's fine and really pushes for the date
>think it might be fine then
>sit in her room, smoke pot, it burns my mouth and makes me feel awkward
>talk a little
>she stares at me and whispers "I hate you," under her breath, then when I'm like "what" she says it's something her friends do
>she tickles my leg while were sitting together, I kind of 'wat' then tickle her back a bit
>>she says "just feel my boob", I grope her boob a bit
>go outside to smoke, she asks if I want to do this again, I say "I don't see the point if I'm just going to be like this"
>she cries
>she has to drive me home
>try apologizing/making things better in the car
>she's just being bitchy
>ok bai
>at home later that night
>feeling horny
>decide to text her 'I love you'
>10 minutes later, still no reply
>start to fap anyway
>still horny
>text her again 'you're going to be my first kiss'
>still no reply
>eventually come
>fall asleep
>wake up and make this thread