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>>15006797
B sounds like a really good idea, but I´ll take A just in case
Lets just hope that alice won´t refresh with remilia until she´s reimu-patchouli´s size. by then that fucker is dead

>>14986455
But now, Mister was coming back towards Good Girls House. Now, towering over the yukkurium, he was looking at you.
"Now, little Remilia, did you think you would get away scot free ?"
"Uu ! Mawicha waj buwwying Weimyu !"
The only answer you got was being slapped across the yukkurium.
"Yuyu !" Weimyu shrieked, peeing herself in fear at that sight.
"Uu !" you screamed as you crashed into the wall.
"I don't expect you to be an expert on yukkuri trading, but i'll let you know one thing. Even top quality abyuse fodder, like our friend Marisa, won't even reach a third of what she would have been worth before your intervention."
"Uu..."
"How do I recoup my losses, hm ? By selling a top-rate Remilia, maybe ? One that is both cute and deadly ?"
"Weimiwia ij cyude and deadwy ! Uu ~"
"As if. You're on your away, but you're still nothing but a uu-ing little piece of shit. You're nice and friendly, sure. But you lack true experience."
From the tip of his finger, he hit your hat, making it fall over.
"Uu ! Mishder fwiwwy hat !"
But before you could even turn to get it back, the tip of one of your wings was being pinched, and you felt yourself lifted from the ground.
"That's why you're going to Bad Girls House."

Suddenly, you were falling down, struck by terror, both your urinary tract and anyaru leaking. You felt pain as you hit the ground, and when you came to your senses, you were surrounded by familiar silhouettes.
A blind Patchouli.
A small Reimu.
A one-tailed, hatless, dirty Chen.
A large and smug Alice.
"Welcome to Bag Girls House, Remilia." Mister said.
"Uu..."
Whisper were coming to your ears.
"Chen gets it !"
"Uneasy yukkuri..."
"Country bumpkin..."
"Mukyu..."
"The rules are as follow. Nothing in Bad Girls House, except for Alice, is worth shit. That includes you. The ration of food per yukkuri is a third of that of Good Girls House. With your addition, it has increased by exactly zero. Be smart and you'll earn a new hat. Otherwise, your corpse will make good compost."
Mister marked a pause.
"Alice."
"Yu ?"
"Remember what just happened to Marisa, as a lesson."
"Of course, city-sect Alice isn't as dumb as uneasy country bumpkin Marisa !"
"I hope so."
He then took a look at Good Girls House, now only populated by Weimyu.
"I'll need more recruits, now... It's time for some yukkuri hunting... What will I find this time, I wonder ?"
On those words, he left, whistling.

At the bottom of Bad Girls House, you were crying.
Now, you were nothing.
A small, hatless baby Remilia, surrounded by unknown creatures. Even the smallest and weakest of them, the young Reimu, was twice your size. And without mister frilly hat, how would she know you were a dangerous predator ?
"Uneasy monster should be punished easy !" you heard.
From behind the veil of tears, you didn't see the attack coming. A mass of flesh bumped against you, sending you rolling away. You landed among what felt, and smelled like dried feces. Bad Girls House had no mister toilet.
From the only eye you managed to open, you saw it was the little Reimu, staring at you with evil eyes. Puffing, it was preparing for another charge.
"Bullying the new one ! Chen gets it !" Chen joyfully exclaimed at this sight.
"Enough !" Alice intervened.
Reimu immediatly unpuffed, clearly afraid.
Alice smiled.
"Alice wants some of this city-sect predator mamumamu... But not now, so don't hit her too much easy !"
"Yu..."

As you laid crying in a pile of dried shit, you gazed at Mister Bowl. In Good Girls House, it was filled to the brim. Here, Mister Bowl was empty. You had no idea what "a third" meant, but you could clearly one thing. Everyone here, save for Alice, was miserable and underfed. If the ration was not increased, that meant there would be nothing for you if you didn't take from someone's ration. And while yukkuri food could satiate you, the baby yukkuris, sleeping on their stalks, were now in your range... There were seven of them. Two Alices, and two patchoulis, on the blind Patchouli's stalk, and a single Reimu hanging along a single Alice on the adult Reimu with the burnt feet. But, rather than taking risks, you could look for one more source of food : feces, in all possible states of hardness and freshness, were surrounding you.
Currently, your belly was filled with Marisa's penipeni. But mister tummy would be growling soon enough.
You had to make a decision.
When hunger comes back, what will you do ?

a) Try to eat from Mister Bowl when it is refilled.
b) Try to eat a baby Patchy from Patchouli's stalk.
c) Try to eat a baby Awiche from Patchouli's stalk.
d) Try to eat the single baby Weimyu from the adult Reimu's stalk.
f) Try to eat the single baby Awiche from the adult Reimu's stalk.
g) Feed from the feces littering the ground.

There won't be a strawpoll this time. I want to listen to your survival strategies for the hell that is Bad Girls House.

Also, witness mister easy size chart !