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>>33177846
But they aren't!

>>23281534
I'll have you know I only like Unicorns and Sea Bishops.

>>22488063
I beat games I buy. Even shit like EDF Iron Rain.

>>22488070
The game was only "good" when you had to go into unconnected areas for the 1st time where you actually needed to plan. Also the same people who say they like the game almost never do the dumb ass "side" mission deliveries which generally indicates the gameplay is lacking in some form.

Even then without a physics engine it's easy to just hold triggers or duck and cheese literally every obstacle in the game outside of literal cliffs. Kojimbo needed to cut some fucking actor budgets and get physics instead of this meme animation based system.

Higgs being that fucker placing troll orders for Pizza was amazing though even if it's a 5-7/10 game.

>>20737358
Oh mighty monkey paw, grant me monster girls eating!

>>18885326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU11crvbKJc

I accidentally ruined her for myself because of your post so now I have to ruin her for everyone else too.

>>18523011
>>18522954
>I really have to explain how Sea Bishop is the Unicorn of the Sea

Come on now anons.

Just...come on meow.

>>18279069
Sooner or later she'll want you to move underwater with her.

>>18072700
This beach house is now a front for creating new undersea couples

>>17796862
>MGC beach stall
It's probably a front to hook up men with aquatic MGs.

>Welcome to the beach house! May I take your order?

Beach restaurants are places where men are likely to go missing. I wonder why.

Running a seaside beach restaurant with an aquatic monstergirl sure is comfy.

>>17591058

Will anon ever get over his fear of water?

Will anon ever get the chance to woo the superior water ladies of the deep?

>>17411673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIAfkpDHJwY

Except with "Leave Him Jenny" instead.

Best girl coming through.

Plebs better swerve.

>>16043512
Hng cute

I want to live on the beach with a sea bishop

>>14481452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWS5dGSDOc

Good night. That'll be 50 clams.

>>14413316
>No male lifeguards
>Tough Lifeguard Sea Bishop with cool shades out in water tower chair
>Half the time she's being a bouncer for other water MG's who become too rapey
>Other half watching for sinkers to save
>Unicorn Lifeguard runs the medical station on land
>Maybe once in a blue moon ER Medical Intern Human works with her

>>14304877
>>14304900
Did someone say filenames?

What cha doing n̸̖̤̟̥e̱r̻̮̥͉d̤͕̟s̰͇̼̦̖͜? ...

>>13267059
>>13267060
Cool, cool.

Just ignore the fact I forgot to link a song in the first post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqukWXviyew

Bonus points for second post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC-FjKazQ-Q

>>13241464
I have one of those in stock actually.