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>Chief God: Bwahahaha! Its over whore lord! I have absorbed Fate itself! You can't take me down now! Not even your ability to whorize every female will save you, my body is now extremely resistant to your mana! Even though I am technically a disgusting monster, it will not avail you. I am no Valkyrie and now not even like any of the other goddesses, its effect is negligible on me and I will purge it from my body along with all such mana after I destroy you!
>Mamono Lord: I know.
>Chief God: Come on! Face me if you want with all your daughters and the traitor hero!
Mamono Lord: We can't defeat you.
>Chief God: Then I will exterminate all of you!
Mamono Lord: But he can...
*Pulls out scrawny looking man wearing a Chief God hoodie filled with ahegao images*
>Chief God: What sort of sacrilege is this?! What is my face doing there?! Ugh... is this your final joke? Whatever I-
>Man: Beautiful Chief God, I love you! Please marry me!
>Chief God: Ugh!!! W-what is this feel- Kyaaa!!! N-nnooo!
>Chief God: [Fate Overwrite!] *panting*
>Chief God: Of course not! Why would I ever marry someone as pathetic as you?! You are disgusting! *panting*
>Chief God: Was this your final strategy? Bwahahaha, I admit I was a little bit worried, but not even that worked! I won!
>Mamono Lord: And here it comes...
>*Monster Chief God.jpg spawned*
>MCG: Of course I want you! Let's mate now!
>Chief God: W-what?! What sort of illusion or trickery is this?!
>Mamono Lord: It is no trickery or even a doppelganger, it is an exact copy down to its abilities and all. It is also stronger than you because it is fully monsterized.
>Chief God: H-how?! You can't just create something like this out of thin air! It violates all rules of physics and magic!
>Mamono Lord: I don't know, it is something I discovered when portals to that world started opening and them 2 guys came at the same time asking for my buff tomboyish daughter for marriage.
>Chief God: But... this just isn't fair!