/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15832888
>Wanting 72" albino noot-noots
>Not wanting Elder Things
>Not wanting Hounds of Tindalos
>Not wanting Yugolonac
>Not wanting Shub-Niggurath
>Not wanting Hastur
>Not wanting Nyarlathotep
>Not wanting the power to move you

>>14324720
>>14324720
>Paladin-chan gets ousted by a Kumiho who's more than ten times her age
>Finds herself tied to a table by her wrists and ankles
>Kumiho's asking her if she knows of the legend of Prometheus, how every day an eagle would eat his liver, only for it to grow back each day
>Paladin-chan's sweating bullets as the Kumiho smirks, giving her ample lips a lick
>Tracing her long nails along the taut abdomen of her captive
"I wonder how yours will taste, little knightess?"
>Paladin-chan grits her teeth as the Kumiho picks up a knife and stabs downwards
>Instead of a bright flash of pain, there's the sound of the knife hitting porcelain
>The Kumiho's holding a plate of liver and onions, Paladin-chan's excruciatingly close to pissing herself
>Angrily asks the Kumiho why she's holding her captive instead of just killing her
"Ara? I haven't killed a man in over five-hundred years. I'd at least expect you to be learned of your own history, little girl."
"My true name's been lost to the annals of history, but you can just call me 'Okaa-san'."
>TFW slow corruption of adoptive mother Kumiho and Paladin-chan into her fox daughteru

Haaahahahaha.

>>13894779

>Smokey tasting semen
>MFW I'm remembering Czernabog being described as a being of darkness and smoke
>MFW that one short from Smoke and Mirrors where the angel (Lucifer, I think?) gives the guy a kiss on the cheek and it smolders
>MFW Neil Gaiman also had a Deep One in Smoke and Mirrors, as well as the prince losing all of his virility in coitus with the Queen from Snow White

Why the fuck are you making me remember this shit.

>>13841232

There's a distinct difference between kinkshaming and trying to rile shit up because we can't have nice things.

Femdom v. Maledom is about as stupid as implying shit like Cait Sith/Kemono/Furries are A-OK and Monster Boys exist because Wendigo Husbands/Mindflayer Husbands/Incubi, and Gnolls ALL are Not!Futa so it's Not!Gay!

>>13813459

>OD
>Vanilla

>>13799602

You save far too many things, faggot.

You know what really bothers me about eroges? A heroine sees a dick for the first time in her life when the protag pulls it out of his pants, but then immediately proceeds to give him a blowjob like she was born to do that. Suspension of disbelief: broken. You like virgins, that's your preference, but why the fuck do you expect them to instantly be good at having sex?

>>8808010

>dancing in clubs

Implying real life involves that. Some of us are working on a career and developing REAL social skills involving interaction with worthwhile people as opposed to spoiled, horny 20-somethings that have no long-term vision and focus entirely on fornication and alcohol consumption.