/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>16596161
Some Buddhist sects say fish is a vegetable.

>>15948583
Would rape-machines, preoccupied by sex as they are, care about cuisine?

Monsters who are unable to suppress their animalistic nature are the best

What methods would you employ to lovingly bully your favorite MGs? Catnip hidden on your body? Throwing sticks around for your wolfu? Hiding one of the coins of your dragonfu's horde? Any form of teasing is alright as long as it's done with LOVE!

How would you amuse yourself at the expense of your waifu to lovingly bully her?
>Mess with an Anubis's time-table by replacing things with 'Wan time', 'Tail brushing', and 'Anal play'
>Tell Wurm that if she can jump high enough she can fly
>See how long it takes cat waifu in heat to pounce you by never actually dicking her despite constant petting and attention
>Hide catnip on your body but don't tell jinko waifu
>Toss sticks while taking a walk through the woods with wolfu
>Hide from dormouse waifu and see if she can find you while she calls your name
>Tell lamia waifu you can't wait till she hibernates so you can try some new things while she's sleeping
>Put a hair in pharoah wife's soup

You guys have any ideas?