/jp/ - Otaku Culture

By the goddesses how the fuck does someone have so much bad luck. Somehow, despite every possible skewing of the odds, there was a failure to impregnate Marisa with my girldick. Seriously, she had it planned out and everything. Single most dangerous day, ovulation drugs, thick semen, several gallons of cum, and all the love and aftercare necessary... And no dice. What the hell are these impregnation odds, I just want to impregnate my gay wife and make her happy!

Also, side question. Anybody got a recommendation for impregnation order, from easiest to damn near impossible? There's an entire achievement list for a reason, and I need to know how one goes about completing it.