/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In my unit, there's a fissure leading to Hell opening up, so I was desperately making a gigantic keystone to plug it with, but heard Seiga down in Hell saying "Hey, It isn't bad here."
I was a kid who failed his biology test yesterday. I went around my unit, pushing out a reel window, passing through some spiderwebs, apologising to the spiders, then after I went through it was the day before. I said "Hail the super divine protection!" I was told to "Hold it in" in regards to good feelings.

Saw a PS2 and thought "PS2 games were awesome." I go into another room and nearly slip on a red rug, surprising me. I see Kogasa nearby, then figure it was actually her umbrella's tongue, she seemed happy.

Saw a Simpsons thread posted on /jp/, I thought "Are they trying to impress Yukari?" I go inside and see a dark image of her surrounded by men in black.

I see Altaar playing a game. He was on spaceship that was heavily under attack, so he was evacuating to an escape pod.

I heard "Whose tragic life's defined by love." like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghhGfbjVKIQ and also that apparently I'm going to die by posting this thread.

I had drawn a picture of a blue whale. It was named "Altaar", I thought "Oh, another name for him, like Gwaelden." Like from the demiurge dreams thread >>/jp/thread/39518134

Yukari was making me an account on exhentai. My username was Eilienen (Flan) (Poet), she backspaced it and typed "Benjamin" I asked why and she said "It's scary."

On a street walking the footpath, I tripped over pretty bad. There was a couple girls walking ahead so I moved off onto the grass while I recovered. I saw on the other side of the street a really nice ass through a skirt. Looking again, it was a little girl walking towards a house with a boy.

I heard "Loli ass Fina"

I saw an image of me with Kagari, representing The Key. But she had been taken away.

In a room, a guy comes in and checks out that I've got two big bags of weed and a bag of tabacco. He starts trying to roll up a cigarette but has a hard time. I'm doing it too, also struggling. I wondered how dextrous Yukari is with her hands, noticing her in the room, with another guy, driving a house key into the top of his head while gnawing on his cheek. I asked what she's doing, she said she's stuck to him, I ask for something nice, she leans over and gives me a peck on the lips.