/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34317316
>get to highschool sex ed
>succ teacher asks if any volunteers are willing to demonstrate
>somebody grabs anons arm from behind and raises it
>teacher is about to ask where his partner is when a CC cheshire drops onto his lap and starts making out with him while taking his shirt off
>later in the year at parent teacher conferences teach notices that anon's adopted cheshire mom has a baby bump

The cats outside my house are making weird noises in the middle of the night again.
I like to imagine it's a much of Cheshires arguing over who gets my sorry ass first

I'm gonna let you pick, Anon-nyan, which do you want me to break your willpower to resist with, my ass or my tits?

>>22983492
Ain't too bad I'm mostly just broke 24/7
But wouldn't you wanna leave it all for her anyways?

>You're a freak, just like me, aren't you, hentai onii-san?