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>>10045832

However, you have passed the holy test. I received divine inspiration to write this scripture, as the Goddess of All-Farts needed to test how much you truly loved the gas. I humbly reinstate you as a Knight of the Farts.

You may kiss the Papal-ring-may it's anus shape compel you to forever serve our Flatulent Mistress, the Goddess of All-farts.

"It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. "- James Joyce, considered one of the greatest authors of all time

Proof that fartistry is a sign of intelligence.

Sup fartist, how's it going?

It's early! Guess Janitor's boyfriend got home early and wanted some buttfucking!

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>>9043859

Let our smelly waltz be an endless one, fartist.

>>9038060

>>9026818

No-the algae fart looks awful, he is just trolling you. Depends partially on the background, and partially on how raunchy you imagine the fart to be.

Just go with your fart guide. A yellowish-brown that is dull with a hint of green is the standard for me.

Also, latest from fart studios is here.