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I need art of Pharaoh and Wight trying to outdo each other doing the noblewoman's laugh.

>>12996734
>You find yourself admiring quite a few co-worker's perfectly framed asses, though you do try to avoid being caught staring at Jessica, the Anubis janitor's tiny black thong for too long. That's a swimsuit?
>And when you turn away you nearly walk into your boss, her brown skin matching well with her pale white and gold-fastened bikini that can barely contain her breasts. She turns to you and smiles. "Ah, anon, you made it. How are you liking the party?" A drink swirls in her hand. Martini. One olive. Classy.
>"Out of the parties I've been to, ten out of five." Flattery is key.
>You grab a beer (some of the good stuff, actually. No cheap Miller for you.) out of a nearby cooler and try to turn away but your boss is talking to you again. "Anon, have you seen Merisia? She was looking for you."
>Nope.
>"Well, come and chat a while with me. I want to know what you think of my.... leadership."
>You make small talk with Apphia, talking about working as a caddy and what you think of her (high) and working as a caddy (It's a job).
>Just as you run out of topics and are substituting taking a drink for actual conversation, Merisia materializes out of the crowd like magic.
Cont.

>>12996743
Just imagine all that rich, wet brown flesh splashing at each other, laughing and giggling, breasts bouncing freely, barely contained by their cloth prisons...

Claiming final image in the name of friendship and jolly cooperation.
>Well then, take off your clothes and dance for us!

>>12813787
>bumping
Don't say unnecessary things.

Also, to keep from saying unnecessary things, which one of the Undead Noble girls would you date?
Vampire? Pharaoh? Or Wight?

Would you impress a trio of Undead nobles by reciting Shakespearean monologues?

And no, not that flowery Romeo bullshit, I mean from the comedies.
Monster girls love guys who can make them laugh, after all.

>You visit one of Zipangu's many hot springs resorts in order to unwind
>You unfortunately have to share a mixed bath, despite your want to be alone
>You go in to the spa room to begin your soak, when you find a Pharaoh and a Wight splashing each other with the water, naked and giggling
>Until they see you, covering their chests, and sinking back into the water

>"An interloper is within our midst."
"Begone from our lovely spa room, knave."

>They say, still giggling

How do you respond?