/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>*YOU HAVE TWO HUNDRED THIRTY THREE NEW VOICEMAIL MESSAGES. FIRST MESSAGE.*

>"Hey Anon! I'm just calling to see if your still interested in my offer in telling you your perfect match for free. Give me a shout if your interested, thanks bye!"

>*MESSAGE DELETED, NEW MESSAGE."

>"Hey Anon, you haven't called me back. I'm just wondering if you forgot or something. No big rush or anything like that. Call me back."

>*MESSAGE DELETED, NEW MESSAGE.*

>"Look Anon, I'm concerned, you haven't called me back and you haven't made a sound yet. Not to sound rude, but isn't your biological clock ticking? Alright, give me a call back, bye."

*MESSAGE DELETED, NEW MESSAGE.*

"Hey Anon! I've got a vampire friend who's totally super rich, old money type deal. She's single and she's looking for a traditional man or incubus. Give me a shout if you want to set up a date."

>*MESSAGE DELETED, NEW MESSAGE.*

>"Look Anon! I've been really patient up till now! I don't want you to turn into one of those Eros damned crazy cat Incubi!"