/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19419785
1 Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt 2. Fill the glass with 1/3rd vingear and 1/3rd lemon juice
3. Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach 4. Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins of your country)
5. Take a straw and blow into the glass.
6. After 10 minutes the portal should start forming! Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal larger and more stable.

God I hope nobody actually does this

So Echidnas have this quirk where they want to have the strongest children possible so they try to attract powerful adventurers as husbands. This often purposely dwell in dangerous dungeons just to wait for someone strong enough to make it to the end.

But adventurers almost never work alone. There's gonna be a party, right? There's gonna the Fighter, the Rogue, Wizard, and the Cleric showing up. So, what happens?

Does she just pick the strongest one? Does she let the others go?

The best conclusion I can come up with is that Echidnas are rarely solitary. Moms hang out with other moms, right? Their kids play together. So it's gonna be four echidna christmas cakes who've been living down here for months trying to keep themselves entertained (every Friday is game night, their favorite is bridge) waiting for a suitable party to show up like a younger, sexier Golden Girls with snake bodies.