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>"A new hand touches the beacon. Listen. Hear me and obey. A foul darkness has seeped into my temple. A darkness that you will destroy. Return my beacon to Mount Nevera. And I will make you the instrument of my cleansing light."
<"A new hand? Does that mean multiple hands have touched this already?"
<"Uh... sorry, I'm not into that kind of thing but I won't judge"
>You drop the artifact on the chest as you nonchalantly turn back
>"W-wait no I didn't mean it like that! Just waa-ait a-a second please!"
>The muffled cries of a particularly exasperated chuuni neet Lich ramble from the thrown device, and echo through the dungeon as you head for the exit
And that's why you care about first impressions and context, gentlemen