/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>go to Gamestop to pick up my preordered copy of Naruto vs Touhou
>listening to The Protomen
>see Saten in the middle of the parking lot
>Vengance comes on
>Send your armies, there's no man or machine who can stop me and you'll soon see
>I come for vengeance for the first son of Light
>and I'm ready and I'm willing and I'm prepared to fight
>run Saten over
>all of /jp/ comes running out of the Gamestop
>they start worshipping me
>I am now the god of /jp/
Fucking Gamestop.

>>6294856
Why did you get a new trip deleted?

>print out pictures of deleted
>printer hangs
>doesn't fix it for two weeks because im lazy
>finally takes it in to geek squad
>said they'll fix it in 20 minutes
>go to video games section
>come back 20 minutes later to see a crowd at the geek squad counter and a cop
>apparently my printer printed out the pics of deleted and they called the cops
>say "fuck it" and leave without printer
am i in trouble guys?? can they use the store cameras to find out who i am?

WELCOME BACK DELETED, /jp/ JUST WASN'T AUTISTIC ENOUGH WITH OUT YOU BRO!

>>6084338
Stop leaking buttjelly all over my carpet, buttfag.
>>6084342
Go back to your friendcircle faggot.

>>5986295
He only does that when it's not his turn for ZUNbar to give him pleasure.

>>5804677
>>5804688
>>5804699
>>5804700
Cut that out

Ok im 13 years old and i havent told anyone about this cuz im kinda nervous. So any way on my penis theres like these yellow like spots or bumps in the skin of my penis there about 1.5 cenimeters wide and it covers about 5/6ths of my penis only a little free space at the top(and its only on the skin not on the head or anything. I have no idea what this is!!!! PLease help me and no rude comments please....

Stan Lee was on top of her, his tongue in her mouth.

The small girl felt bile rising in her throat as his thick coffee breath seemed to choke her. She felt him swirling his tongue around her own, and desperately tried to pull away, but to no avail.

"Accelerator...don't fight me. I'll scald you right in your ass...well. I know I'll be scalding you with my willy, but after that..." Stan Lee whispered, breath hot in her ear. "Let's get you out of those clothes...I've got to discuss an X-Men and Yotsuba&! crossover with a good japanese friend of mine..."

Mugi couldn't move as she felt her top being slowly pulled off. Her burns ached horribly, and him straddling her like that wasn't helping...oh god, why her?!

The seconds seemed to last years as she was slowly stripped naked from the top up. Openly crying, her body was heaving with sobs.

"Oh, Accelerator...it's okay. I know it hurts, but soon enough you'll feel all better..." his tongue traced her ear, before suckling on the lobe gently. His hands were gently rubbing her sides, before going up to her chest.

"Wha-...my dear, when on earth did you get breasts?" the elderly man asked, confused. Mugi screamed in protest.

DELETED HAS BEEN SPOTTED POSTING ON /jp/ AGAIN
IF YOU SEE THIS YOUNG AUTIST PLEASE PROCEED TO POST A PICTURE OF HIM

>>5633239

< now its your turn to have pleasure.

What happened to him?

Stan Lee was on top of her, his tongue in her mouth.

The small girl felt bile rising in her throat as his thick coffee breath seemed to choke her. She felt him swirling his tongue around her own, and desperately tried to pull away, but to no avail.

"Accelerator...don't fight me. I'll scald you right in your ass...well. I know I'll be scalding you with my willy, but after that..." Stan Lee whispered, breath hot in her ear. "Let's get you out of those clothes...I've got to discuss an X-Men and Yotsuba&! crossover with a good japanese friend of mine..."

Mugi couldn't move as she felt her top being slowly pulled off. Her burns ached horribly, and him straddling her like that wasn't helping...oh god, why her?!

The seconds seemed to last years as she was slowly stripped naked from the top up. Openly crying, her body was heaving with sobs.

"Oh, Accelerator...it's okay. I know it hurts, but soon enough you'll feel all better..." his tongue traced her ear, before suckling on the lobe gently. His hands were gently rubbing her sides, before going up to her chest.

"Wha-...my dear, when on earth did you get breasts?" the elderly man asked, confused. Mugi screamed in protest.

"I'm Mugi! Tsumugi Akiyama! I play the keyboard! I'm in a band! I'm in love with Mio-" a hand down her pants. He gently stroked her pubic hair, before beginning to rub her slit.

A low moan escaped her, just barely. "St-Stan Lee..." she whispered, trying to fight her natural urges.

"...Yes, Accelerator?" he asked, crazed passion in his eyes. His erection was creating quite the bulge in his pants, and it was clear the comic writer was packing heat.

'No!' she thought to herself, before catching a faint glimpse of herself reflected in his glasses. Oh...oh god. She was...she was dressed up like this...Accelerator thing! What was an accelerator anyways? A car part? Why would a car dress like this?!

"Get off me!" she yelled, slapping at his face and neck.

"Shut the fuck up, Accelerator! I've spent thousands of dollars trying to find you, and you're going to love me whether you like it or not!" he yelled back, tears in his eyes. He wasn't even making sense...a single finger slid inside of her.

"St-Stan! Stop it now!" she said, cheeks growing hot as he began to suck on her collarbone. Mugi couldn't enjoy this...not with this man. Not as some 'accelerator'...she continued to sob as he pulled her pants and underwear down to her ankles.

>>5166877
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/5088565#p5089224

>>5121611
no one likes you, kid

fuck off. you aren't helping anyone.

< What's going on in here?

>>5111595
wait wat.
who is this guy?