/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14468673
>Natsumi Shadowclit

Ninja Pussy will always keep you safe.

>>14328836
I want a sweaty Kunoichi to breathe heavily while stealthily masturbating to my scent.

the president has been kidnapped by kunoichi!
are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

>You will never be asked out on a date by a Kunoichi
>She will never ask by way of letter, asking for you to meet her at a specified location at a given time
>You will never show up, only to find a transceiver at the place she told you to meet her
>She will never apologize, telling you that she is nearby, and can see you, but isn't good at interacting with men in public, instead choosing to talk with you during this date via transceiver, while she herself watches you from afar
>She will never instead arrange a treasure hunt for you around the town for you to find her, promising that she'll let you meet her if you finish it
>After having taken a break or two from the treasure hunt to rest and chat with her, you will never eventually find her under a box in an alleyway, apparently having eaten through a few bags of chips from home to hold her over
>You will never tell her the two of you should eat some real food together somewhere, considering the both of you might be hungry after the long day
>She will never accept
>She will never admit to having enjoyed your company very much when the day is over

>>13957136
>I'm betting
You are betting correctly. Update starts at line 233.

http://pastebin.com/JbS3USE1

>>13945513
That actually sounds pretty cute, and hot.

Teeny-tiny update starting at line 113.

http://pastebin.com/JbS3USE1

Continuing this battle is useless. You already cummed.

>>13813634
>So you want me to join you? Hmph!
>I remember serving a master once...

[ ]Was it a strong master?
[ ]Was it a kind master?
[ ]Was it a useful master?

>>13800411
>You will never fall in love with a Kunoichi who refuses to take her face mask off around anyone for reasons she is not willing to explain
>Even subconsciously avoiding your touch against her face for the first several months you start dating
>You will never, after a long time dating her, come to find that she got into a duel with a Mantis
>And that the Mantis won, scarring her lips for life
>She will never be ashamed to let you see them for the first time, only to be left in surprise when you kiss her, despite her scarred face
>You will never tell her that her healed scars only serve to make her look that much more beautiful to you
>She will never kiss you so hard while the both of you embrace in passionate romantic sex.

Forget about the name then, here's an update now, starting at line 63.

http://pastebin.com/JbS3USE1

>You will never have an adopted Kunoichi onee-san who plays hide and seek with you
>She will never always insist that you be the one to hide, so that she can find you, as she likes to hone her hunting skills
>She will never once decide to accept to hide, due to your constant insisting that you want the game to be fun for her to, and that hiding is always the best part
>You will never not realize that back in her old home, she was good at hiding for real, only because her real father hurt her often
>You will never find her in one of the room closets, kicking open the door with a "Found you!"
>You will never face her primal fear-driven instincts when she lunges at you to choke you
>She will never hug you when she snaps back to reality and realizes she scared you
>She will ever become very distant to you after that incident
>Still kind, but distant

Well, I'm bored, and I have nothing to do. So to make you all have something to do, let's play a little game.

You're a noble who lives in a wonderful castle. You have everything a kid could ask for. Maids, Horses, Violins, the works. However, your world boundaries have rarely exceeded past the castle walls, and even if so, not by very far. That all changes when you meet a--

>Assassin Kunoichi: This girl breached the castle walls in an effort to kill her older brother, the man whom you prize as your favorite tutor and uncle figure. The assassination attempt ends in a terrible failure when the both of you are sent halfway across the continent after you get in her way. It turns out she is a fairly kindhearted--albeit terse--young woman who claims that her older brother is a terrible person who must be stopped at all costs. She will unfortunately be forced to get strict with you at times, however this is okay, because you're a spoiled asshole that needs it from time to time. In time, you will be taken along with her, your most devoted Kikimora servant and best friend, and many others on a journey where you will learn the true meaning of who and what you are, and what role you play in this world.
This girl loves singing, but will only do so when nobody is around. And maybe only when you're around, if you're lucky.

>>13633173
Kunoichi looking through her crush's window while he unwittingly studies/undresses

>>13267468
Yeah about that

>>13208712
If we're talking about the body, Kunoichi tier.

>>13047608
Maid type: Kunoichi
Name: Naomi
Personality: Quiet, calm and devoted
Statement: Perhaps him?
Notes: Rarely shows herself to her Master.

Naomi showed up at MGC Maid Centrals doorstep one day, proclaiming that she had signed up for the new starting maid semester. Despite the fact that no one remembered guiding Naomi through the registration procedure, she was indeed registered in the database and as such taken in.
Naomi went through her maid training without issues and passed her final maid exam at the age of 20.

Naomi as a succubus has an impressive curvy, yet fit body. With her fairly average height of 170 centimeters, Naomi does not seem very intimidating. Yet in reality she has shown herself to be quite a formidable foe at any sport and has even won several combat tournaments in her time at MGC Maid Central. Naomi seems to keep the lower half of her face covered at all times with a red cloth, leaving only her eyes visible. Oddly, for a succubus Naomi chooses to avoid her body, covering it all in well-fitting dark red and blue garments, which allows her unrestricted movement. Lastly, Naomi is despite several warnings still regularly spotted carrying a multitude of weaponry such as throwing knives and swords.

As a maid Naomi has a high performance, performing her duties swiftly, silently and always unseen. She will rapidly perform her tasks around the residence without ever showing herself to her Master. She has even been reported to have removed dishes from a table and refilled drinks when an examinator looked the other way for a moment. When a Master wishes to give a task to Naomi, MGC Maid Central recommends him to simply state the order out loud. Naomi seems to always hear these orders at any location in the residence and will perform the task at a rapid pace.

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>>13106588
>You will never meet a Kunoichi who wears her hair in a braid at school during the day
>And out in a ponytail at night

>>13057176
Big hips.

>>13018103

>Mr President, you should approve that law that gives monsters free reign to move around the country.

Look at her face, you can tell she has the smuggest fucking grin under that mask.

I just want to rip it off and fuck that smug away.

What MG would make for a good superhero?

I think pic related is a good choice.