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>> No.19368920 [View]
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May I suggest this handsome gentleman. He's quite competent at whipping little vampire girls.

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>>16828273
You've been very naughty
Time for a whipping

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>>16191039
Autism?! You are a shut in and live in a basement!

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>>16004540
I've come to chew bubblegum and whip monsters and I'm all out of bubblegum

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>>15004518
Die monster!
You don't belong in this world!

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What's going on in this Thread?!

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>>14002507
I want to whip that bat butt

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>Die Monster Girls! You don't belong in this world!

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I want to dive a stake through her heart then cut off her head and burn the body.

Only the best for these undead human shaped leech abominations, they don't belong in this world

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>>12455903
I got you anon

>be anon
>have vampire girlfriend
>both of you sleep during the day
>her because she's a vampire you because you work the graveyard shift at work
>everyday your vampire girlfriend begs you to check under the bed and the closets for vampire hunters
>you daww she's so cute when she's scared
>check under bed you tell her "nope, no vampire hunters here."
>walk over to the closet while laughing to yourself she's 460 years old and she still acts like this.
>turn knob
>See? No vamp-- look directly into the eyes of a handsome man with long hair holding a whip with a crucifix around his neck
>girlfriend freaks out and turns into a bat flying wildly around the room screeching
>Vampire hunter punches you in the gut knocking your wind out while shouting "Die Monster! You dont belong in this world!"
>watch helplessly while holding your gut as the vampire hunter chases your girlfriend around the house whipping everything including your candles
>neighbors hear the screaming coming from your house and call the monster girl police
>Vampire hunter jumps out of one of your closed windows sending glass everywhere while vowing to finish the job
>hold onto vampire girlfriend both terrified and trembling as the monster girl police make a report
>such is the life in the bad part of Monstergirl city

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Your chest is as flat as your back. Mankind ill needs a creature such as you.

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