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>>37278940
- Very fertile, will result in at least one child.
- Very strong, will drain your balls dry without even requiring you to move.
- Very messy, collateral damage is part of the fun.

>>36584101
>Kidnapped by hellcorn bihound?
>Takes you to the local stable
>Stands behind you pushing your hips into centaur pussy
>Makes sure you knock every one of them up like the manwhore you are
>Then cleans you off with her mouth

>>32962009
Is there a Race Queen hour?

We're going to the races anon!

>>20736127

Welcome to the Hoss Pu Say Races, how fast are yeah?

>>17716553
No, it's Race Queen posting time.

>>17637259

>tfw like race queens and MGs
>realize that I will never have both together barring ONE image

I wish I had a mindflayer that could wipe this realization away, I was a happier man before this.

Centaur Kart 8 is coming out soon.

You are going to get it right anon?

>>15505786
>>15505804
You sound like men who should go to the Hoof Pussy races instead.

>>14571458
Horse Pussy is the only race fast enough by MG standards to warrant having Race Queens.

You know what you should do?

COME ON DOWN TO THE RACES!

WE GOT RACING, WE GOT FOOD, WE GOT IT ALL, LOCATED IN SCENIC HORSE PUSSY KINGDOM AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY!

COMPETE FOR PRIZES (Couples only) IN THE RACES, WATCH THE SPIDER PUSSY RACES, LISTEN TO FAMED BAND "Horse Plow" AT HALFTIME, ENJOY THE SURROUNDING WOODLANDS!

YOU WANT TO GAMBLE? YOU CAN DO THAT HERE, WITH MONEY OR OUR FAMED PINK SLIP BETS (Single Men Only)

YOU WIN YOU GET SOME PRIZE MONEY, YOU LOSE AND YOU'LL BE ATTENDING THE DATING AUCTION FOR CHARITY AFTER THE RACES CONCLUDE, WHERE FINE HORSE PUSSY AND SPIDER PUSSY CITIZEN WILL BID TO BUY A DATE WITH YOU!

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE RACES FOR A GOOD TIME!

I want to Princess Carry Horse Pussy!

>>14216044
Ohs.

You are welcomes to meet my younger sister, she one of those races person, mama Woman o'War never approve of lifestyle and want her settle down with nice man instead of prancing abouts or continues on in family tradition.

Anythings for the popularities care free lifes I suppose. Steel, at leasts I can keeps my eyes on hers from track.

By way, what is names, mine is Secretariat.

Come on down to the Centaur races!

Only married couples are allowed to participate in the races themselves for obvious reasons but anyone and everyone can enjoy watching, betting, and the wonderful cuisine!

After the Centaur races a 1 hour intermission will be held to prepare an obstacle course for the Spider races. Plenty of time to take in all the track's highlights or go out in the nearby scenic woods for a private "picnic" with a special someone!

Single human males get free passes in as well as all children under 8.

Sponsored by the Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdoms!

Does your Centaur keep her junk properly covered?
Horse pussy just airing out for the world to see would be a point of embarrassment for the husband.