/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44833588
>The only thing standing in the way of my ancient evil wife's plans for world domination is my cooking and keeping her pregnant
>Thankfully since she was sealed cooking has came a long way and I have all sorts of new foods for her to try so I might be able to keep this world ending calamity at bay for some time
>Todays meal consists tonkatsu exactly how she likes with a side of country sausage gravy and biscuits as my secret weapon
>The rich taste of pork cutlet deepfried and breaded will lower her defenses and followed by the knockout punch of properly seasoned sausage gravy and buttery biscuits will ensure the safety of the world for one more day.

>>43441689
How can you say that, how could such sweet creatures be evil, that's a shameful stereotype, foxes will never help you aquire positions of power and influence to help them achieve their aims of conquest and reproduction to spread across the land like a plague. Nope they are pure hearted maidens.

i want an ancient evil to pamper me so much. that i dont even realize shes evil at all

>>41264786
How evil we talking, loitering, or Tamamo the destroyer of nations evil?

>>40620759
>Start leaving your fridge empty so the fat ass kitsune doesn't eat all your frozen tenders
>Bring home some MgRonald's Double Quarter Pounders
>She's there again and has brought her own food and is just taken over your kitchen completly
>She calmy says to anon, I seen you were out of food so I brought you some, people are always leaving me offerings and I can never eat it all and most of it goes to feed the orphaned mamano from when the demon lord took over back in the war but this is just extra

>>39686409
A fox of her power is perfectly capable of giving you that, assuming you can surpress her evil nature. Better hope you can provide her tofu and offspring to keep her attention divided from conquering the world.

>>37627433
Impossible, I asked my wife if she was evil and she swore to me she wasn't.

>>35971981
I dunno my wife is always fighting magical girls because they consider her an ancient evil, all she wants to do is spread her benevolence upon the people and sit our daughters upon the thrones of neighboring kingdoms. So my expertise on the creation of magical girls is lacking

>>35636391
I would peeling them off so I can get in her good favor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ_ze7t0OQ4

>>35185993
Imagine peeling those off of her just to see what happens. Will she reward you or punish you or a mixture of both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVid_fLzN5g

>>34054411
More like speed marriage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE8lXuSDVNU

>>33825108
Arguably the most destructive monster girl in history. Nothing can compete with the danger and destructiveness of foxes.

>>33543728
Blink three times if everything is fine.

Is there a parole system for ancient evils?

Well, what's your answer?