/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Years after dimensional merger.
>You and your buddies are backpacking across Europe with your monster waifus.
>Hiking, get to the top of a hill and look down on fields of white crosses, packed in, covering the landscape as far as the eye can see.
>Buddy's holst waifu turns to you, the group's history and geography buff.
>"Hey Anon, what's up with all those crosses? Is it a decoration or something?"
>Short explanation, they're a little uneasy with human on human war stuff.
>All the girls staring at you now
>Yeti asks "You mean it's like a graveyard? It's too big, isn't it? There isn't even a big city around here."
>Fluffy fox adds "It looks like it was all made at once too. Was it remodeled or something?"
>'Well...'
>"Eh? They all died at the same time?" They all look back down at the crosses. Your wurmfu seems to be trying to count them but quickly gives up.
>Wurmfu looks at you, "Did they get sick? Were they all born at the same time and got old together?"
>'Uh...'
>Guess a little bit of history is needed
>"Y-you mean, they were all men? But men aren't supposed to fight, what about their wives and children?"
>'Well, most didn't have any - too young. In fact their average age was a couple years younger than any of us. A good number were probably virgins now that I think about it.'
>You get caught up in history teacher mode, give the background and circumstances of the war then start an in-depth explanation of trench warfare.
>Their face when