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Holy shit, I've been holding this head canon for so long I can no longer contain it. I'm sorry /jp/, but here it is:

It's a fucking touhou movie that takes place way before HRtP. Its plot focuses around ________ Hakurei, a 3X year old
woman who's close to childbirth, and our protagonist _________, a young man that gets lost in Gensokyo and decides to stay to aid
Ms. Hakurei, meeting each other and sharing meaningful experiences around Gensokyo.

The plot twist is that Ms. Hakurei has lost her 'powers' because she's no longer a virgin, which is justifiable since Gensokyo is disconnected
from the real world, so standard requirements for a Miko are different, and this makes her vulnerable to the troublesome youkai that are mentioned
at some point during the story.

As things get ugly, our protagonist, with the help from a mysterious woman, succeeds in defending Ms. Hakurei from all trouble. Shortly after
succeeding, Ms. Hakurei starts her labour and things get complicated. After a crucial moment, Ms. Hakurei gives birth a girl. Understanding the
situation, our protagonist asks her what her name will be and she responds ''Reimu''. Sharing a last emotional moment, whilst smiling at her
daughter, Ms. Hakurei passes out.

From afar, the mysterious woman murmurs how this outcome was unexpected. Finally, she reveals that the youkai weren't really trying to assassinate
her, but rather, they were trying to make her fall in love.

tl;dr Ms. Hakurei is pregnant and powerless, some youkai try to kill her but our protagonist successfully defends her. She finally gives birth
to her daughter, whom she names Reimu, however shortly after Ms. Hakurei dies from exhaustion. Short hair Yukari explains from afar that
the youkai weren't trying to kill her, but to make her fall in love.