/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can smell if my bitch is pregnant, all I have to do is put my nose in her pussy and take a big whiff. If I can smell a certain stank, I know a bun is in the oven, and I take corrective measures.

I get my japanese whiskey, drink half the bottle, and then get my samurai sword. I put the samurai sword in her vagina, and use an ancient kendo move to stab forward a few inches powerfully, and pull her fertilized egg out of her cootchie. After, I use a fire technique to burn and destroy it before it can grow.

>straightedge queers
>on /jp/

I thought you little nerds liked booze?

>>10187230

Sure, it might be fun sometime.

But like I said above, I'm learning just now to learn a stick. I suck.

>>10124252

That picture is very sexy, and gave me an erection.

I wish Saten-anon was here...I miss him.

>>9986268

I'm sorry to hear that. I would share my alcohol with you if I could. It would make your foot feel better in exchange for mild nausea and morning-after regret.

Kigu thread? Okay. She's my favorite Joshiraku.

There's another thread on /a/. You could pick the box if you'd like there, if you didn't get a chance here. It's a completely different item.