/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have you people ever looked at a little girl with lewd eyes?

...I guess not. After all, everyone knows you can go to jail for it.

But I'm different. Because I know...

Growing breasts...

Slender legs...

That beautiful, fleeting charm...

When's the last time your favored Touhou had an image dump?

Which Touhou has the qualifications to become both an analyst and a therapist?

I like my soft, shy voice.

Which Touhou would you ask to join you on your holy quest to drive the outlanders from Morrowind?

After I kill you I'm going to rape your corpse.

Don't worry, I'll be gentle.

I think she's cute.

Mine are quite nice, wouldn't you say?

Which Touhou's utetus is the most shapely and attractive?

The gate to Gensokyo has been opened. However, in order to pass through it, you must agree to be sent back to the year 1975. You must survive, using your wits and vestigial work ethic, until the first day of the year 2000, at which time you will be permitted to enter the golden land.

If you should die in the attempt, you will instead go to Christian heaven or hell, depending on your virtue.

So, how about it?

Would you let Satori borrow your Saturn SL2?

What can you tell me about a man named John Titor?

Eyes up here, gaylord.

>>9047810
try overcoming a challenge that actually requires thinking from you, anon
say
try solving a math problem with this approach

Look deep into my eyes and into my spoiler:

Get the fuck out

I hate how catchy her theme in SA is. Because of that I have a hard time getting passed her. Thanks, ZUN. ;_;

Well, I'm not.
Chin up, Satori. I'm going to make you happy and that's final.