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Reimu a badass

Go outside for a walk?

Would Reimu be any good at sex?

Remember the six million, goyim!

So, what's your favorite PC-98 theory?

1. Exact same characters, with most of what they did in the dark ages being retconned.

2. Alternate reality.

3. Reimu and Marisa's moms both had sex with men who went unrecorded by history, then promptly died, leaving their daughters to carry on the tradition.

The Bringer of Death.

From earlier...

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 9.5: Reimu becomes an undead zombie.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.

We can only conclude that Reimu is a jerk.