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>>22468412

>>22080465
>tfw you will never get a kiss from yukari after using the correct polite way of speaking

>>22006485
It's too bad that she's basically Chikuma 2.0.

I went ahead and gave my new hole a try.
Now I feel abused.

There was no buildup. There was no plateau.
It just kept going with a whole lot of nothing until it drained me at record time.
Everything was over really fast and no exhaustion or afterglow set in.
So I just kept going. The ordeal went on for a whole three times in a row before I just could not go on anymore. It is just physically impossible. This hole is dangerous. It is an abomination that should not exist.

I feel raped. Raped by my own rubber pussy.

>>17416219
Never.

The moral of the story is - No one is safe. That literal who you like? She's hiding a scandal too.

>>16980871
What a horrible, horrible thread.

>>16332212
>tfw you never had sex as a shota with a beautiful onee-san
I'm quoting my despair

>>16094293
>TFW love the shit out of Schizanthus and Z-ton's original Centaur-waifu-in-a-bar-with-her-husbando work
>He starts releasing more monster girl stuff
>'Okay this won't be bad'
>What started out as Centaur vanilla quickly turns into son-daughter incest, son-stepmother incest, netorare, tentacle futanari, and cock gigantism 'vanilla' at the end
>He does another bat-girl doujin, okay.jpg
>What started out as vanilla turns into NTR² and even monsterboy at the end with a fucking scheme that's even more convoluted to enable NTR than a fucking ninety-sixties villain plot
>He does Slime girl, okay this won't be bad. Please for the love of God don't be bad.
>It's fucking snuff.
>Does another Centaur doujin, it's monsterboy gangbang and impregnation+mindbreak
>Does a fucking Tentacle suit monsterboy doujin where it's technically child-on-mother incest
I don't even know why I bothered, to be honest.

>>15978239
>People still believing there's a difference between Daywalker vampires and the actual article when as >>15978263 makes note of, Vladislaus Tepes III in Bram Stoker's novel had no issue with daylight
>Outside of mild irritation and his powers being weaker
>MFW people keep associating a weakness Count Orlok had with Dracula
>MFW Vampires in MGE are probably chuuni enough to believe that Max Shreck is the real Dracula over a man who removed kebab gloriously
>MFW You will never run into the sunlight to try and escape a haughty, Ojou-sama Vampire and yell at her that everybody knows that Vampires die in sunlight
>MFW she'll never smirk smugly and walk right out into the busy street with you standing there, people moving out of her way like the waters of the Red Sea, the sun caught in her raven hair
>MFW she'll never take your chin in her slender, black nailed fingers and forcibly mouth fuck you her tongue, only to pull back and smile seductively at you
"Vhat now, fuck-tart?"

>tfw waifu is so obscure that non-fanmade dakis don't exist

>>15570336
The only kind of monster that'd shill for me is an Akaname because she has shit taste.

>>15520268
>That entire spoiler