/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yukari probably doesn't want me to use this, but oh well, fuck her. I mean, I can't write for shit, I don't know how people could believe I make my dreams up, you can just worship me as the God of Analogy if you do, analogies I don't fucking get half the time. Like oh, Yukari doesn't want to have sex with me because I don't have muscles, but since when was that ever a problem? Then I realised the other day, oh yeah. Just fucking stupid "4chan posting muscles" like how come fucking stupid dreams can't tell me this shit straight? Maybe I wouldn't have fallen so far if they did. Anyway, writing is shit and hard, and half of what I've written is a basically a blog. But fuck it. Oh yeah, I wanted to redraw Uni and Tiamat, and draw Skrael and the crescent moon horned self-insert, I guess I'll just give her a name now...Craiel. But I'm just going to post this in four parts spread out anyway. I'll bang em out in a bit.