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>or grannies
picture related

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>hopefully that oversight can be ignored

hose last words drip off her tongue like a fine wine, her full red lips turning into a smirk.
"Do you...follow me?"
She giggles a little, however her piecing purple eyes never close. Always watching your reaction with a hint of playful malevolence.
"What..."
You feel your throat dry up immediately, trying to form the words that escape you as soon as they enter your mind. Eventually you manage...
"What did you h-have in mind?"
She plays with her hair as if lost in thought, twisting and turning it in her fingers.
"Oh my, being quite direct, aren't you. Well, let me give you a choice."
You feel yourself being pushed down onto her lap, as if a hand had appeared behind you however the mysterious lady never moves a muscle, still the same smiling face. The whole situation is far too surreal for you to question it. You fall onto her lap, her hands closing around you. Suddenly the feelings of weariness fall away as you experience her embrace. Her head is resting just above yours, you can feel her breath against you. Again she whispers to you.
"You can stay here and continue the same live of mediocrity or..."
She pauses for what seems like an eternity. Please, I want to know, or what>
"You can come with me, and come back to my house for dinner? Does that sound good to you?"
"Oh yes, please take me with you."
The lady raises her head and starts to laugh, a high pitched and piecing sound that reaches into your very soul.
"Ah, a wise decision."
Then nothingness seems to reach up and claim you both. Darkness follows.

Why do people think you automatically become youkai when you enter gensokyo.

According to COLA, Rinnosuke mentions that uncleaned corpses result in youkai. Even then you have a large chance of becoming a ghost rather than a youkai.

The average touhou nerd has no chance of becoming a youkai, and a higher chance of becoming a useless ghost.

Cite canon resources for arguement. Otherwise you are invalid.

I mean, she's fucking everywhere. If she's not fucking up Gensokyo, she's fucking up other worlds.

Might just be me but I think Ryuukishi likes Touhou.