/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hey, you there, yeah you!
You should breed the cat.
Or the cat can breed you

Cats are natural predators, and the transformation has made them specifically evolved to hunt human men.
Anon never stood a chance

>Grow up hearing horror stories about the evil monster who lives nearby
>A true creature of darkness who demands a costly tribute in exchange for the town's life
>The evil has seemingly fallen silent in recent memory, but most of the townsfolk still provide offerings just in case
>But not you
>You have spent the last few years training
>You WILL free your home from the clutches of it's dark overlord
>Kicking in the front door of the fortress that loomed at the mountain peak, you are met with a seemingly empty room
>Surely just a trick, the forces of darkness laying a clever trap or ambush
>But as you explore, you are only met with more of the same
>Empty rooms, dusty furniture, barren fireplaces
>This place is abandoned by all looks of it
>As you turn to leave, a voice calls out
>"Who the fuck are you? You're not the tax collector, right? I own this place, it's all payed off and I wouldn't pay even if it weren't!"
>Spinning around, weapon in hand, you face the newcomer, surely the dark ones have sprung their ambush as last!
>And find yourself facing a monster
>Well.... a monster in the literal sense, unnaturally beautiful, fluffy ears poking just over her disheveled mass of hair, and a soft looking tail swaying behind her
>She's also dressed less intimidatingly than you would expect a "horror from beyond the hells" to be
>Instead of spiky armor and faceless helmet or whatever, she's just in a shirt and her underwear
>....That's just a catgirl
>But surely this is another trick of evil?
>While you are collecting your thoughts, she speaks again
>"You gonna gawk at me all day or answer my question?"
>Without relaxing your stance, you inform her of your purpose here, to slay the dark tyrant and free your village from her shadow, and no dark servant, no matter how attractive, will distract you from your quest
>Your heroic declaration is met with silence and a bemused stare from behind a slight blush
>Eventually the silence is broken by your company
>"You.... you know my grandma moved out like, three hundred years ago, right?"
>What
>"Got herself a husband and decided that she didn't need to do the whole 'oppressive tyrant of the never-ending night' routine anymore"
>Hold on, grandmother?
>"And now that she retired from all that, I figured she wouldn't need this old castle that's just been sitting here for the past few centuries, so I moved in"
>This has got to be a trick, or something
>"I mostly just live in the back few rooms though, don't need too much space and I guess the reputation kept most people away.... present company excluded"
>"So... wanna fuck? Don't think I missed your comment about attractiveness earlier"
>And with those words, you feel the ancient magics in the castle rumble to life, and in the distance, you hear the large doors at the entrance slam shut. You get the feeling they won't be opening for a while
>So your grand quest came to an end, written off as another brave fool who tried to challenge evil and lost.

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