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It must be Greentext time. [No ntr]

Cut me free
>be Anon
>after years of Neeting, Anon finally inherits some funds and gets to travel to Japan
>2 days into Anon's holiday, mass panic breaks out in the streets
>Anon finally finds some news in english:
>Portals have opened up in Hokkaido, hundreds of horny mamonos pouring through
>Anon grabs his bag, heads for the station
>it's deserted, there are no trains
>Anon finally finds an official, no english, and Anon's weeb japanese gets him nowhere
>Anon finally uses G-translate on his phone to get an explanation
>▪︎where are train?▪︎how get to hokkaido?
>▪︎all trains shut godzilla response plan a▪︎bus station is north 3 blocks
>Anon heads north through narrow empty streets
>the bus station is just over this fence and across the street
>there's one Bus out in front
>Anon climbs over the fence, lowers down... and gets stuck
>Anon's jacket is hooked on the fence
>Anon hangs on the fence and watches as the last bus leaves and the Bus Station closes for the evening
>Anon hangs there for an hour freezing his ass off, trying to get loose
>just when Anon is surrendering to his bad luck, there's somebody behind him asking a question
>it's a tall young girl in jeans and a thick winter coat
>Anon desperately tries his best weeb nihonese
> "Konnycheewa. Watashee wah... uh, can you.. uh, cut... wasizachee... uh, can you cut me down from here, koodassai..?"
>She asks Anon the question again - great, She doesn't speak English or weeb - and Anon can't understand what's She's asking him or even hear her clearly through the Covid-mask She's wearing.
>Anon tries to mime, 'sawing' with his hand at his jacket where it's caught on the fence
>Nope, She just looks at him in confusion and asks the question again
>Anon tries again - opening and closing his fingers like scissors against the tight fabric
>"AhSo!"
>Finally, She seems to understand Anon's desperate miming.
>She reaches into her coat and pulls out a large set of pointed scissors and lunges forward...
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