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>POV: You've made eye contact with an exceptionally crazy hebi

You know a shirohebi is a keeper if, during the first time you meet each other, she at least attempts to convince you to give her 100+ children before ignoring your answer and just kidnapping and raping you anyway. The ones that skip the dialogue and go straight for the rape are the bad ones.

>You know, dear.
>What if the next time we copulate, it'll be the one that gets you pregnant?

How to get your monster wife to instantly have sex with you, no questions asked, no regard for setting. Just pure bestial desire.

>>38140112
>>38140133
>Avoid meeting women in secret
And don't forget, avoid being friendly to other women, avoid talking to other women, avoid acknowledging the existence of other women, avoid looking at other women, and avoid hearing other women. And most certainly, never dick the daughteru!!!

>>34556977
>>34557007
In all honestly, and though it's not well-liked here, sneks have a "built-in" place to keep unfaithful and potentially unfaithful husbands. Their big, long, snek bellies. She's not gonna be handcuffing you to the bed or chaining you in the basement. That's just asking some whore to come along and steal you away when she's gone. No, you're gonna accompany her everywhere, inside her stomach. You can't be stolen away like that. So be sure not to push her to that point. Keep her yandere levels manageable.

>>34533976
I've come to an agreement with my snek. If she's gonna spike my food or drink, then it's because she's got passionate rape in mind or vore. Also, she needs to give some sort of heads-up. It doesn't need to be explicit. Some hinting will do just fine.

>>34235703

>>33659286
No, you will be anger fucked by her. And the next time she leaves for work, your going to be chained to the bed. Don't worry though. She'll give you enough slack to go to the bathroom and even entertain yourself on your computer. But any suspicious activity, and the slack she gives you on the chain will be less and less. So be a good house-hubby and don't do anything bad, okay?

>Yandere shirohebi
>Wants you all to herself
>You own a dog
>She's afraid the dog will turn into a cu sith because of monster mana present
>She swallows the dog whole before this happens
Yes, they're that crazy

>>25450655
It hurts. I need more art of being aggressively courted and bred by a shirohebi

>>24909863
I must confess, for me, the snek only takes second place
Scale's embrace cannot compare to long shapely legs and soft furs-
But they get an A+ for disposition, just right

You're gonna wake up tomorrow coiled up by a very wealthy lamia. She's gonna be your new wife, and there's nothing you can say or do to prevent it. She will be a yandere, and depending on your reaction, this will only intensify or mildly subside. Enjoy your new lives, anons!

>>22852619
You're not supposed to eat the snake. The snake is supposed to eat you!

>Masturbating to pictures of your extremely yandere, crazy, monster waifu while she's running errands
>Getting caught masturbating to said pictures
I'm not sure if she'd be pissed that you're wasting your seed on nothing or be touched that you masturbated to her. Probably a mix of both

>You have a twin
>He's out on a date with a girl from work and asks to take your car
>Yandere shirohebi calling you for the 15th time today to see if your alright doesn't get an answer after you decided to put your phone on silent so you can sleep
>She sees your car drive by and sees you
>Runs after you trying to flag you down but you just ignore her
>Eventually catches up but sees you with another girl, and on a date no less
>Is frothing at the mouth as her knuckles turn white and nails dig into her hands drawing blood
>Calms down thinking your phone just died and that she's just a manager you have to suck up to
>Stalks you around the town as that whore drags you around town making you watch her try out clothes and drink iced coffee with her
>Is fine with it all and prepared to give you a stern talking too but then that whore suddenly kisses you
>And you kiss her back groping her behind till she pulls away
>You walk down a alleyway to get back quicker to your car
>Suddenly yandere shirohebi blocks the exit
>She brandishes a knife as she talks about how you cheated on her and how she can never forgive you for that
>Tells you about how she didn't want to do this but now she has no choice
>Blue flame coat her hands and knife she draws closer
>Try to run but she trips you up
>When she's finally close enough she sniffs the air for a bit then realizes that's not you, it's your twin
>Awkwardly puts away knife as she tries to play it cool, asks your twin how you are and if you're alright
>Your twin can only just stare in horror as the woman prepared to gut him knows you
>Yandere shirohebi then slithers away and curses you for not having any social media and for skipping school photos for the yearbook

>>20840615
Why would you ever want to escape your Shirohebi waifu, anon? She loves only you and you should only love her, if you want to escape her then that means you must want to cheat on her and if you did that then she'd show you no mercy

>"Why do you even bother running?"
>"No other girl will ever love you..."
>"Just......open the goddamn door!"

>>18106758
You very well know the answer, anon.