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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w09sKTkyAOk

I wish to conquer the mighty plains, the enchanted forests, and the dangerous steppes.

Then...and only then can I lead an even larger campaign against Ork Kingdom with the world's strongest cavalry.

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Do you think amazons have arenas?

Do you think Amazons try to get male mud wrestling to become a thing for t heir own enjoyment?

Or a men's fighting league treated like the "women's" basketball league ect.

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Go away abominations, this is designated battle brother hour.

Go get rekt by the Nier credits.

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>>16735820
>Ruling a demon realm with a Lilim

I'll rule my Demon Realm alone damn it.

I shall become the Amazon Man and create my own Inner Heaven.

There are two rules:

Everyone fights, no one quits.

Couples and prospective couples must fight, the victor may choose how they want to enjoy themselves in bed, be it every day or once a week, I care not.

Other than that everyone is free to do whatever.

Amazonian Empire will hate me and eventually something will happen between our societies. I'm certain we can come to some kind of way for them to integrate into MY society.

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>tfw I'll never be a Bounty Hunter / Man Hunter in MGE
>Hunting down specific men MGs want for dosh
>Hunting down criminals for moolah
>Hunting down virgins the desperate Unicorns want for casheesh
>Hunting down criminal MGs for fat stacks
>Hunting down broken men that MG clientele want to "heal" for bling
>Hunting down Sabbath locations and putting buckets of water above their doorways that Anti-Sabbath chachings me for
>Hunting down men for the Centaur Gang to keep as prime stock for booty
>Hunting down female heroes for Lilims to change into Monsters for plunder

It's a bad feel.

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>>16182025
I'm a No Waifu kind of guy.

The war never changed, only the combatants.

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>>15539168
I want to bang a Unicorn.

While https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Cx7H6JgkU plays.

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Am I a bad person for wanting to slay MGE Demons (Family) for their always on corrupting influence but giving the normal monster girls a chance?

Like beating up a Lamia who kidnapped and attempted to rape some poor villager then giving her a single chance to live her life properly, where she either learns how to properly live with human society or is killed for breaking the laws again

...Ahh never mind I'm definitely not a bad guy here, forget I asked.

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>>13940593
>Those last few lines

Tell me Paladin Anon, do you attempt to leave while they duel to rape you or do you sit and wait for one to defeat the other then fight the winner?

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>You will never enter the Amazon capital with a boombox
>The Man Hunt call / horn will never go out after you make it towards the center of their "city"
>You'll never be surrounded by younger Amazon warriors, slightly confused by the events
>You will never non-chalantly set down the boom box and hit play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp0rQNJn0S0
>There will never be stories, tales, and legends of your glory
>The day a man fought back against tyranny of Amazons
>The day a man knocked together so many Amazon heads that he gained the supreme ire of the Amazon Queen
>The day the Lilim Amazon Queen lost her virginity, gained a husband, and became pregnant in one fell swoop

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