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Lamias do not have asses. I'm sorry. They just don't. No, I don't care what images you can pull up of them with human asses; those pictures are false and do not count. They look infinitely better without human asses or that silly thigh gap. I'm sorry, but it's just fact. Please be understanding, okay! I'm sorry if this upsets ass guys.

They defecate and urinate out a cloaca at the end of their tail, and their vagina is in the typical human position. So they have clean vaginas free from piss and shit particles. Clean sex with lamias. No worries of rotten fish smell when you down on a lamia. Their vaginas are perfect and smell perfect. Very lewd, tight, and slimy. Good for sex. And if you're a stink freak, you can use the hole at the end of the tail, but why use stink hole when you can use clean, breeding hole that allows for perfect, missionary sex and look deep into her eyes and make-out with her?

You can disagree, but just know that you are wrong if you do. That's all I wanted to say.

Lamias are love. Have a good day, anons!

Lamias can vore you, but that doesn't mean they will; unless that is, you want them to.

>>36433305
Why are snakes so tempting?

If her tongue isn't at least 1' long, she isn't worth marrying

Trust snakes

>>35145160
I would spend hours upon hours tongue kissing a lamia and inhaling her lamian breath as if my life depending on it. I would slurp up her long, thick tongue, savoring every bit of saliva she gave to me. All while my dick is balls deep in her pussy and her tail coiled around me

Snakes are the best cuddlers and make for the best sleeping partners. The fact that they don't have legs makes snuggling up close at night very convenient for you. Just hike your one leg up over her tail. She'll like it too since your junk will be pressed up against her. Not too different from hugging a body pillow at night. But with the added bonus that her tail will run along your back providing you with extra support and her some extra warmth.

>>34667892
Because no one ever asked for it, here you go: https://files.catbox.moe/6d4wlg.png

>>34597145
No, I don't

Human men exist to become snek food

>>34259129
You say she's boring, but she's my favorite of all the lamias. Most beautiful of them all that's for sure

>Swallows your entire Easter ham, bone and all, in one gulp
>Winks, blows you a kiss, and beckons you to come over

>>34000052
Difficult to cuddle with and the sea life is not for me. I'd like to live on or in the land.

Lamias are superior cuddlers. You can easily throw your leg on top of them when snuggled up against them, whether spooning or face-to-face. You don't have legs to contend with and whose leg goes on top. They're essentially a longer, scalier, warmer, living body pillow. Even yetis fail to measure up to them in this regard.

sssssso, what do you like most about lamias, anon?

Been thinkin' how nice it'd be to be inside a lamia

Trust snakes
Love snakes
Marry snakes
Breed snakes

Speaking of sneks:

https://twitter.com/RedLenai/status/1336991392074244098

Paradise is living inside a sandworm, but not all of us are lucky enough to land a sandworm wife. Lamias are a close second to paradise.

>>29017298
Doesn't matter, fucked snakes

>>27920303
But if I do, I can't fuck worms, snakes, or lizards. That's not ideal

>Come home
>See this on your bed
What do?

How to become snek food?

Ready to be kidnapped, raped, and yandered by a snake. Maybe even eaten to