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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_invasion_of_Otranto

i will tell a story fellow turks
after the ottoamans destroyed all german united army and conquest constantinople they larped as Roma and decided to invade Italy, and started from the city of Otranto.

20k of the best ottoman veteran who destroyed the united german force was send to conquest this city and the german king of south Italy was so afraid that larp as Stalin and decided to not defend the city.

Only the population was left to defend the city from the strongest empire of the world.
some Italian peasants against 20k veterans.........and in the end the ottoman conquer the city and killing all his inhabitans..................AFTER LOSING HALF OF THEIR ARMY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

10K OF THE 20K OTTOMAN VETERAN DIED.

A BUNCH OF PEASANTS DESTROYED THE BEST OTTOMAN ARMY AND SCARED THE SULTAN SO BAD THAT DECIDE TO NOT INVADE ITALY ANYMORE.

but how can peasants destroyed an entire army?
simple by using hot olive oil on turks and destroyed them all.
doesn't matter how many cannons, gunpower, heavy armor......ALL BTFO BT ITALIAN FOODS.


FROM THAT DAY TURKS ARE SCARED OF OLIVE OIL.

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