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Fuck this thread, everyone saying ohhhhh muh clowncunny fart and queef muh leggings rape tight pussy drugs.
You all are fucking pussies that don't address the elephant in the room which is

WOULD YOU EAT HER HOT STEAMY SHIT COMING OUT FROM HER DONUT-LIKE ASSHOLE????? BECAUSE I FUCKING WOULD ID EAT THAT SHIT AS BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER EVERYDAY,
AND I WOULDNT COMMIT THAT ROOKIE MISTAKE OF SAYING OHH I'D EAT THAT SHIT LIKE A NIGGER EATS FRIED CHICKEN BECAUSE A TRUE CONNOISSEUR OF CLOWNPIECE SHIT KNOWS YOU OUGHTA SAVOUR EVERY MILIMITER OF HER DELICIOUS CREAMY LOGS
ID PLAYFULLY LOOK AT HER FLUSTERED FACE WHILE I EAT IT AND TRY TO GUESS WHAT SHE HAD FOR BREAKFAST AND LUNCH
IF SHE FARTED MY DICK WOULD GET SO FUCKING HARD NOT BECAUSE OF THE ACT ITSELF BUT BECAUSE IT'S THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM, THE STORM OF SHIT SHE'D UNLEASH UPON MY FACE READY TO RECIEVE ANOTHER PORTION OF MCSHITLOGS WITH A SIDE OF PEE
YOU ARE ALL PUSSIES THAT ENJOY THE FART BUT NOT THE MAIN DISH WHICH IS HER POOP
I CAN'T SHIT NORMALLY ANYMORE BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I ROLEPLAY AS CLOWNPIECE AND THE TOILET AS MY FACE AND I JUST STRAIGHT UP HAVE TO STOP SHITTING TO FURIOUSLY MASTURBATE AND PUT MY LOAD ON MY HOMEMADE CLOWNPIECE ONAHOLE
I AM LITERALLY SO CLOSE TO BUYING COSPLAY AND DO A CLOWNPIECE SHITS ON YOU POV SO I CAN HAVE JACKING OFF MATERIAL FOREVER

I WISH I HAD A CUNNY JUST LIKE CLOWNPIECE SO I COULD SHIT A BIG FAT LOG FREEZE IT ON A CONDOM AN USE IT AS A DILDO, THE FEELING WOULD BE HEAVEN WITH DRUGS IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT I DON'T WANNA BE A TRANNY. BUT JUST IMAGINE HOW HOT ITD BE CLOWNPIECE MASTURBATING HER LITTLE CUNNY WHILE SHE PEES GOD

I WISH SHE'D RECREATE HUMAN CENTIPEDE WITH HER BUT THE FACT SHE'S NOT REAL HURT SO MUCH BROS IT HURTS ME SO FUCKING MUCH GOD I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THERE'S NO CLOWNPIECE GF THAT SHITS ON ME AND LET'S ME SAVOUR HER CELESTIAL WASTE

FUCK JANNIES BY SEPARATING ME FROM MY FATED WIFE I NON IRONICALLY LOVER HER SHIT AND FARTS