/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>47470238
Please help. This is important.

>portals to MGE world
>come across an old, abandoned castle
>start exploring
>door locks behind you sealing you in
>unsettling events occur slowly dropping your sanity
>push on, deeper and deeper into the bowels of the castle
>dark, bluish slime starts to block your paths
>giggling, screams, and footsteps heard on occasion
>as you plunge deeper and deeper the castle turns more into a large cave system
>eventually reach a dark sanctum deep within
>a large pulsating mass of dark blue and purple slime littered with glowing eyes looks at you
>it takes the form of a maiden
>"Mastah..." it says
>your sanity almost hits 0 and you turn around to leave
>"Mastah... come... HERE!"
>as you run back through the corridors, a wave of slime rushes toward you
>eventually you come to a dead end
>turn around and the slime is mere inches from you
>sanity is now at 0
>finally collapse and give up
And that's how you met your shoggoth wife! And become the owner of an old, abandoned castle.

>>42160587
>She becomes your house

>>37588328
>anon goes to the door
>door knob is shog
>he looks up
>house is shog
>oh right he married a shog

Why is it always so dark in shog homes?

How do I counter shog sanity drain?

>>33828022
Uh oh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPs5lZjvGQo

>>29414222
The slime is your bed, your pillows, your blankets, and your loving wife next to you

Hmm my maid guiding me into this room but it's kinda dark and she lookina little more slimy than usual it's kinda sus should I make a run for it?

>>26851587

>>26176887
Hot.

>>24636868
Scary!