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>>48048863
>if Aya really wanted to redirect Reimu to the Moriya shrine then there would be no need for her to fight.
Violence is the only language the miko understands. You know this as well as I do.
Besides, Ayayayaya had to go in to salvage the tengu's reputation after that absolutely embarrassing showing from the White Wolf Tengu. She didn't win, obviously, but at least Shameimaru didn't bring shame to the tengu as a whole.
>everyone knows who that braindead fetus is. every fucking spring she goes out and picks a fight for no good reason with anyone she sees flying
Woah. Struck a nerve there, didn't I?
Are you still malding about the Spring '08 incident, where you set up an ambush to catch the human pilgrims, but right before you sprang the trap, Lily showed up as she usually does and you thought it was a Yamawaro attack and fled with your tails between your legs? You really need to let go. It is not Lily's fault that she's cuter and more popular than you guys.
>the daitengu only clamped down on it because everyone was starting to notice how incompetent and meek they are.
If they're so incompetent and meek, why aren't you guys in charge yet?
Unless you want to argue that the White Wolf Tengu are even more incompetent and meek, it's obvious that the higher castes are at least somewhat competent, even if all their actions are just self-serving and not benefiting the tengu as a whole. Power gathers to the top, after all, and for youkai might controls everything. After all, the tengu faithfully served the oni before they could no longer stand the smell and left for Hell's abandoned capital, and the tengu took control of the mountain in the ensuing power vacuum, eventually coming to control it by force. Or at least claiming they do and nobody caring enough to say otherwise. One or the other.
>Zumi-chan likes to chime in every once in a while.
That's funny. Imaizumi-san chatted me up while I was fishing in the lake recently, and she decided to share an anecdote about what she saw on the mountain recently. Something about how all the White "Wolf" Tengu just had the absolute saddest looks on their faces as a human male was led away from the barracks by one of the long-noses. She said it was, and I quote "the funniest shit [she'd] ever seen".
She's a funny gal. Maybe I should introduce her to my cousin someday. I think they'd make a nice pair.
>>48049070
Incredible! It's like I can almost smell the bullshit through the screen.
You've really outdone yourself this time. I didn't think anyone could top last year's "Why Human Men Prefer Tengu", but this phenomenally self-aggrandizing and delusional article really brings things to new heights. It's like the narcissism just jumps off the pages.
Truly amazing. You're a shoe-in to win the newspaper competition this year.

>>46014263
Don't be silly. An average human of twenty years knows more than a tengu could learn in three lifetimes.
All they know how to do is imitate the outside world (poorly), cry about their lack of men, and lie.
They only have a surface-level understanding of the stuff they copy, lack the creativity to create anything new, and they spend most of their time infighting, so they'll never amount to anything.

At least the oni are honest about the fact that they only actually care about drinking, fucking, and fighting.

The biggest divergence between canon and the fanon perception is probably Aya and Momiji.
It's very rare to see someone who doesn't depict Momiji as Aya's loyal puppy despite that canonically, Momiji is completely unable to stand the already unpopular Aya.

Who keep giving Aya all those cameras?