/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18042100
>Shogs are just slimes
Wrong. Shoggothes literally toppled the civilization of the Elder Things on the Plateau of Leng. They literally learned and evolved from beasts used for construction of their great cities. Besides that they are basically giant clusters of stem cells that can create whatever number or combination of body parts necessary to fulfill a task.

While they are docile and subservient towards humans, that's mostly because of the Demon Lord's influence amplifying their original "I live to serve" nature. The Shoggoth that chased the guys in At The Mountains of Madness as well was a giant black ooze the size of a fucking locomotive that kept spewing
'teke-li-li!' in the tongue of the Elder Things.

>>18028360
>Literally whos

>>17939427
>Implying I wouldn't just fight tooth and nail to prove my sexual dominance over the Wolfus

>>16977759
Why do you think I draw the line at 15' you fucking coward? You either go big or go home.

>>16961175
>Implying Oda Nobunaga isn't the Demon King of Zipangu, too busy fucking the brains out of his peacock and yuki-onna wives to give a shit about anything

>>16814466
>preferring boring fair-skinned girls

>>16765368

>>16518659
>Furries are banned
Cu and Cait Sith aren't banned, the thread just knows better than to talk about them for the most part because that invites actual furfaggots into the equation. The kind of people who would think /mgt/ is open to the idea of a Gnoll with a giant horse cock and four lactating breasts.

They can go and stay go.

>>16504437
>Praxis
>Doesn't even appear to be proofread
>Reads like a middle-schooler wrote it
>In the same tier of shit as 2013 - 2014 Alp, Ovaries, and Sukiru Ikeda

>>16251200
>Trying to make a Turk or Johj cute

>>16043815
>He doesn't have an incest fetish
>When you're less related to your siblings than you are your parents
>He doesn't want to start his own Dynasty

>>16043825
>Gods are not for having sex
>Implying Ares or Poseidon, or even the Chief God if she were in her younger years didn't fuck anything with a dick

>>15855835
I want to get a Bicorn and make a harem of twelve White Horns.

>>15820409
>>15820429
>Shit-talking beer
>Shi-talking alcohol in general
>Insulting the based badass that is Bacchus
>MFW people triggering me on a fucking anonymous image board

>>15784927
>Turning a predatory beast like a lion into a bottom

>>15754683
http://pastebin.com/uqGXVhdk

I'd almost feel like a terrible person if I weren't able to actually link this to you. But you're still a filthy fucking faggot, for the record.

>>15275206
>tie for first place
>four-way tie for 6th place
>a fucking 27-way tie for 49th place

Why

>>14918234

>>14871385
>That greentext chain linked to Chammy

>>14521740
Bitch if you're going to get underhanded I might as well toss you into 'The Pit' so we can have a right and honorable wrestle.

Four foot deep by 8 foot radius circle in the middle of the living room for MUD WRESTLING and MUD ORGIES. P'Orc style.

>>14507907
>Insulting a Shoggoth by inferring they're inferior to both Kikimora and Mochi Slime

>MFW MILF MGs like Apoopis

>>14358522
>Mary Sue Kobolds
I don't think you know what the term 'Mary Sue' means.

>>14339577
>Nazis
>MGs

>>14328589
>Liking flashlight vagina