/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love Christmas time!

>Anime Expo '08
>17, alone, beta as FUCK
>Gaia panel
>They take questions
>Think of the opportunities
>First guy comes up
>"THE GAME LOL"
>crowd moans in disgust
>bouncer beats the shit out of guy
>gulp
>15 minutes later, it's my turn.
>"So I have a problem with Gaia Chat. My computer is located in the living room, so my family can easily see what I'm doing. So my little sister comes up to me and asks one day, hey, what's the inside of a house in Gaia look like?" I go in one little house and my mom got scared and said YA MOVIN WIT YA UNCLE AND AWNTEE N BELAIR
>rap the rest
>crowd goes wild
>Gaia panel: "wut"
>feel ALPHA AS FUCK
>sit back down
>can't find seat
>turn red
>piss pants
>14 year old girls steal my clothes and drink my pee
>mfw

[x] Get a blowtorch
You grab your trusty blowtorch and try to thaw out the ooze around Cirno and sSuwako's vagoos. As you attempt to do this, Yukari borders from behind you and yells "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!" As your eyes fade to black, you recall all the bliss the day gave you, and wonder just what Yukari did to your bottom to make you pass out.
You wake up in your bedroom
>...
I'm starting a new thread for another one I'm going to do. Patchy on (?) You'll get to choose.

Your cute loli frog goddess wishes you a Merry Christmas!