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>>46428315
Fine, but she better not snore.

Sorry guys, I failed. I wasn't able to find your waifus on the other side of the portal and bring them here to you. But on the plus side, I was able to snag enough dormice for everyone here! I'll start assigning one to each of you. Expect her to show up on your doorstep within the next week or so.

You promise to love them and treat them well, okay?

>>35190219
>>35190248
The best mice are sleep mice

>>34943218
You're not going to get much milk out of a mouse. They've got tiny breasts and are lolis. But on the plus side, dormice taste like brown sugar, so you can lick and suck on any part of her, and she'll be sweet to the taste!

>Fuck mouse
>Take mouse home
>Fuck mouse more
>Make babies with mouse
>Raise mice daughterus
>Fuck mice daughterus and mouse wife
>Repeat until desired number of wives is reached

>>25650924
I don't think there's a man alive prepared to be dom'ed and raped by a raging sleep mouse, especially with her friends just outside the teapot are laughing at your predicament

maus

Canonically the best tasting pussy in the setting. Mouths and ass too.

I'll take 3 sleep mice please

Remember that she tastes like molasses! Be sure to eat her all up! Especially down below

Don't forget, their mouths, pussies, and buttholes all have a hint of brown sugar to their taste.

Had a dream I was getting a blowjob from a dormouse, but unfortunately, it kept getting interrupted walking in. She had a nice tongue though

How to attract sleep mice to my bed?

I wanna lick their cunnies, buttholes, and mouths when they sleep and stick stuff in them as well

>>23354340
Dormouse would be the best. Like eating brown sugar since their mana has a flavor like molasses

>>23309155
Honestly, if you're trying to lure a sleep mouse, don't bother with cheese bait. Change your methods. Just go up to one while she's sleeping, carry her home, and cuddle her in bed until you get the urge to fuck her. Then fuck her hard, even if she's asleep. She'll enjoy it.