/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"A Solid Plan"

>Conquistadors having trouble with local Ocelomeh tribe
>The caravans get ambush and men kidnapped
>Morale's running low and there's even whispers of desertion, especially since a rumor started going around, claiming those captured are better off with the Ocelomehs than in the camp
>The officers get together and come up with a plan
>Instead of fighting them, set up a distraction
>Prepare a convoy for them to ambush, complete bait
>They fall for it and it gets attacked
>Instead of weapons or supplies, they find mead
>They carry the stuff back into their village
>Curious about the drink, they try it out
>They love it
>The following day, they raid the conquistador's camp for more, finding barrels curiously unprotected
>They take the barrels back to the village and start partying
>The Ocelomehs are so busy getting drunk and having fun, the attacks stop all together
>The conquistadors celebrate, finally being able to not feel hunted
>Great success

>Until night comes
>Shouts of fear and shock start waking up everyone
>Soon followed by the sound of running and panic
>The camp is being raided by the entire village
>The normally graceful jaguars are now tipsy, clearly under the influence of mead
>Apparently, alcohol makes Ocelomehs extremely lustful and cuddly
>Those single among the tribe were unable to withstand their solitude, choosing to group and finally hunt down a mate
>They drag away the men back into the village, an isolated spot on the jungle or find a private tent
>The sky, hosting a full moon, is soon filled with the sound of moaning and pleasure
>The Gods were worshipped with a feast
>No one slept that night