/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Due to her inexhaustible need for parties, Suika has used her power to host a party in her self-proclaimed home of Heaven for everyone in Gensokyo. It’s high up and warm in the clouds, and nearly the entire human village has come to see the fabled realm.

“Did you know,” said one girl, “the winds are so strong they’ll blow you all the way round and back up onto a cloud if you jump off?”
“What, really? That’d be cool.. don’t know if I’d trust my life to it, though.”
“No, just watch!” The girl promptly jumps off the cloud, and is whizzed all the way around and back up onto the cloud, to the amazement of the cynical onlooker.
“That IS amazing,” he cried out. “I’ve got to try it!” And so he jumped off the cloud, and fell, and fell, all the way to his death.

“Nyahahahaha! You know,” chortled Suika, “you’re a real bitch when drunk, Reimu.”