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>>22020495
>17 year old George
>about to enter university
>one of the bullies approaches him
>"Oi, Jooji! You lookin' at my girl's ass?!
>"N-No... I... I was just... "
>"Hahahaha! I was kiddin', man! You look pale!"
>"Hehehe... Sorry..."
>"Whatever, gotta go! I have a date with my girlfriend! What about you, Jooji?"
>"Aah... I... I'm single... I don't have a girlfriend yet."
>"I figured! Hahahaha! Well, goodbye Jooji! Have a nice day!"
>"You're welcome..." (fuck, I was too nervous and said something retarded instead of "you too")
>George, a grown ass university student, walks home while wishing death upon that guy and every girl who likes alpha males like him
>at the same time, he fantasizes about dating the servant loli that works at his grandpa's island and cucking his younger cousin who just barely started middle school but is already much more attractive, charming, sociable and likeable than him

It's ironic that George's girlfriend turned out to be the "Supreme Gentleman" instead. You'd expect someone like George to snap and shoot up a school because he's a virgin.

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Would you eat watermelon and other summer fruits with a loli? Maybe you could try throwing berries into eachothers mouths and having a watermelon seed war.

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>>11108422
Most are not lewd but there are some lewd and non-sexual nude ones though. It's still much less lewd than searching something like ロリ.

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