/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Only took 3 hours (including shitposting breaks) to get through 6th chapter of Dragon Ball. Understood fuck tons of text this time although previous chapter was mostly unintelligible because of all the old villager cunts dialogue. At such rate of MAKING IT I might be able to devour two chapters a day by the end of upcoming week.

>skyhigh demand for dolls
>people who have had actual sex prefer onaholes now
these are some dark times

>>25814822
Maybe when I get enough aka coins

>>22663133
>be me
>always hide onaholes very well
>accidentally leave lube bottles on the desk like fucking waterbottles
>they find it of course
>have a long conversation explaining how I'm not gay
>have to explain what an onahole is
>have to explain why people without girlfriends would use one
>have to explain how it's not illegal in any way
>almost fucking die from embarrassment
>get away with it at the end explaining that it's much safer than prostitutes or hitting up bars
The shame will never wash away though

May he spank us on the heavens gates.
I'm sure he'll be there waiting.

>>12849657
;_;