/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Finally, after 5000 years, the time is nigh. That pesky hero's lineage has completely died out, leaving no one to stand in my way of ruling the world! Today I begin my conquest! Mwahahaha!"
>"Ah, but first I have to take the kids to school. The basement is still a mess so I should clean that today. Then take Spike to the vet, which reminds me that Suzy has a doctor's appointment at 3."
>"Marie and Katie have soccer at 4, and Anna has a piano recital at 5. But Hubby comes home at 5 and I have to give him his welcome home kiss. He might want a dinner, a bath, or me~ Karen is going out with her friends tonight, so maybe she can drop Anna off."
>"…I've waited millenia to dominate this planet. What's one more day?"