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oh thanks. Rembrandt.

I wonder why Chen's chewing the mysterious ' golden girl'

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Yukari a kowai

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Yukari could just manipulate the gap between what you owe and what you are owed. That would be pretty sweet.

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>outmost limit of human comprehension
Suddenly everything makes sense.

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I dream of a random weak and frail /jp/er with no life, goals, or ambitions getter gapped to Gensokyo by Yukari. Quickly he finds that his dreamed wonderland is no paradise at all and is grim, dark, and cold. All his favorite touhous either shun him or try to eat him and the humans cast out the foreigner. His weak body and unsocial ways treat him horribly in this new and strange land.

Yukari gives him an ultimatum. She gapped him to Gensokyo, as she does quite often with other NEETs and Hikikomori from time to time, as they will not be missed in their old worlds and their tender and atrophied muscles are the finest form of human veal. He is given a set amount of time to escape his paradise lost on his own or get eaten in a large feast.

This Anon is constantly fighting for survival and goes through many difficult trials which slowly turn him from a complete loser into a man. From escaping rampaging Onis and hungry Youkai to having your limbs sewn back on by a crazed Eirin or being frostbitten by Cirno, he sheds his old ways and blossoms into something new, now more masculine and reliable. He slowly realizes what a great life he had back home and curses his old self for being so naive. He forms pacts and alliances with some of the more saner Touhous and even gains what one could call friends after winning their respect through feats of sheer will and determination.

After some testing trials and through some random stroke of luck, he manages to find his way back home, now a changed man. He now sees the world through a new light and is for once glad to see his own sweet home. But he only gets gapped back to Gensokyo, now welcomed by the very Touhou that once scorned him not too long ago.
And then he spends the rest of his days shitposting on /jp/ in Gensokyo, saying "I FUKCED YOU'RE 2HU!"

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These are my favorite interpretations of my Touhous.

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My favorite kind of Touhous.

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Something along those lines, yeah.

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Graduated college, quit my job, lost all motivation to do anything at all. Now I just browse the internet and sperg out about dumb stuff literally all day every day, until my savings runs out I guess, or I find some motivation again. Sorry to post in a blog thread, but I know it comforts a lot of /jp/ users to read others' experiences. And to counterbalance all the people talking about their success.

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No, YOU go back to the kitchen, you fat, useless waste of space and resources. You bring shame to your family.
And while you're in there, make me a sammich.

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To argue a fine point - I don't think Komachi and Shikeki are deities like Kanakao and Suwako, even though their powers in their respective fields are comparable.
A deity relies on faith for their power - depending on how much or how little they get their status can vary considerably.

Meanwhile the Shinigami and Yama are tied to the natural order, they're an inseparable part of human existence.

Speaking of the natural order, Yukari has always struck me as the most extreme of those meddling with it. Manipulating Boundaries that were never meant to be manipulated and what not.

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this fox is waaay cuter than that dog.

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Old hag you say?

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but youkai can be shikigami. In Ran's case, she is a youkai and a shikigami, at the same time.

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This kitsune's got a few surprises left in her!

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Yukari and Ran welcoming a human guest to the Yakumo household.

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