/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13996860
>>13996867
And thus Amazonian Unicorn was born, intent on capturing her own virgin man after all those years of waiting and insults...

>>13660831
>Father's Day is coming up
>Your daughters are out shopping
>Shopping for something that their mom can wear for you that's extra special
>"Extra Special"
>Father's Day finally rolls in and your waifu is getting ready to LAVISH BRU--uhh lavish you
>She comes in wearing your daughter's choice of cosplay / roleplay
>It's Armor, literal armor, with a spear
>OH GOD WHY DOES SHE HAVE A SPEAR!
>Your daughter's laugh when they see your face and say they'll be heading out to friends so you can "enjoy" the day mom
>And then it ended up being some of the hottest Paladin Unicorn sex ever conceived
>best father's day ever

>>13521686
I don't rule over Nightmares or Centaurs so I can't.

All the Bi-Corns have other Unicorns as part of the harem anyway.

Will definitely hire Centaur guards though.

>>13514512
>tfw I'll be the guy to invent horse shoes
>No not those shoes, regular shoes
>But for centaurs

Also the MGE World's End Game is to wreck the Chief God so that Incubi children can be born naturally.

Though I mean technically mankind does go extinct unless they just left some of them alone.

>Your monster waifu will never protect you

Dear Mah Main Man of MG Recolors,

Please craft for us a color scheme of the new Monkey girl that speaks volumes about how she has no style, she has no grace, this Ms. Kong has a smirking face, she can handstand when she needs to, and stretch out her arms to stroke your dick when she wants to, inflate herself just like a semen balloon, this crazy girl really digs this tune!

In return you can have the very finest of horse pussy. Or maybe even front pussy if you're sick and twisted and into that sort of thing.

>>13289971

>He doesn't want horsepussy

They always say that until they learn the meaning of 'muscle control'.