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Only date knight centaurs, dont aim for lower.

>>39048207
Hag knights

>>33537054
Normal Unicorns are Enchanted Forests anon. All you'll find in the Steppes is the rough and tumble variety.

>>33102736
Horse Pussy Bandits on The Steppes

>>26686776
Maybe it's Trolls from The Steppes

>>21126251
Just gotta do a bit less knighting and a bit more ladying. Maybe a lot more ladying.

>>18893792
I don't know the word "Troll"

>>18893798
I don't know how to "The Mob Rules"

>>18893803
>You ask the Thunderbird who owns the Swamps to the South
>Saying nothing, she continues glaring at you expectantly while tapping her foot
>Command?

>>18893812
>You go North into The Steppes
>As you enter The Steppes, you're suddenly struck upon the back of the head, rendering you unconscious
>You've been captured by Centaur bandits! A life of toiling as their cook and sex slave for the bandit group is your foreseeable future...
>Game Over

>>18893823
Yes.

Oktoberfest day 34.5 everybody, day 34.5!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI2zdCXmZD4

>>15115096
Smart anon very smart. A Horse Pussy could drink nearly anyone under the table.

She learned all her unsavory man bedding moves from her crafty Aunt.

Tricks of the trade so to speak.

...Well what is it this time?

Whaddya want kid, I'm on break here.

Hey kid, I'm on break right now but if you need help with something or just want a chat go for it.

Want to go out on a date to the tracks?

Or maybe do something else?

>>14548128
>This guy again

Let's go for a Sleigh Ride anon!

Hey want to take a ride to Atlantic City?

Good evening!

Would you like to go on a nice walk through the Steppes?

I'm on break kid what the hell do you want?

Well? Speak up!

You should visit the Steppes anon!

The nice safe Steppes that nothing bad happens in. Besides you really should visit your distant relations located there!

So just go to the Steppes in scenic between Horse Pussy and Spider Pussy Kingdom!

You know what you should do? Go visit your relatives living out in the Steppes.

No need for any protection since the roads are quite safe and you can take all the time in the world to travel them.

Maybe bring them some nice stuff too just to remind them that you still care.

>>14247681
Tch, get a load of this pansy!

>>14247686
>Unicorns Gentrifying anything

Anon, you don't need to be from HPK to know that Unicorns are both rarer than normal MGs and live almost exclusively in enchanted forests.

It's not possible. Now then, all the women remove your valuables and get in the 2nd carriage, all the men get into the 1st carriage.

Nobody is going to get hurt so long as you do as your told! Why the last "hero" who tried something still has trouble walking!

>>14203757
You could always travel through Horse Pussy Kingdom into Spider Pussy Kingdom.

I mean they are in an Alliance for god's sake.

>>14203753
>>14203825
Horse Pussy Kingdom welcomed Mindflayer refugees with welcome arms.

They are most definitely not used on overly aggressive and bigoted male human criminals in an effort to help reform their ways.