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>There are people who are dumb enough to actually get raped by Goblins
>Implying you wouldn't just be able to Bugs Bunny them considering how stupid they are

>Tackled by a Hobgoblin leader as she prepares to violate you
>"You don't wanna rape me!"
>"Oooh, but I DO wanna!"
>"You don't wanna!"
>"I do wanna!"
>"You don't wanna!"
>"I do wanna!"
>"...You do wanna."
>"I don't wanna!"
>"You DO wanna!"
>"I DON'T wanna!"
>"YOU DO WANNA!"
>"Now listen here! I'm in charge and I make the rules! If I say that I don't wanna rape you, then I'm not gonna rape you! Now get outta here!"
>"Alright, you're the boss, whatever you say."

>All of her Goblin subordinates applaud and praise her as you calmly stroll away.
>"Wow!"
>"You're so cool, boss!"
>"You sure showed him!"

>That one Goblin who is actually pretty smart just shakes her head in the background.

>>12691510
>England
>a nation that actually allows Sharia law to be enforced
>ever being relevant again
You havin' a giggle? I'll club you mate!

>>12573661

So you like shortstacks, huh?

>>12458123
>You will never have a Hobgoblin daughteru who tries her best to be 'Ara ara~'.
>She's popular with many Goblin Girl friends, who cause all sorts of trouble.
>A teacher tells you at school that they corner and gangrape male Human students regularly.
>You apologize and say you'll try and fix the problem.
>She tells you that she actually meant it as a good thing, it means that they're taking initiative and that you should be proud. Especially because she's raping at a level 2 grades higher than her current grade.

Such is life.