/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Classroom. I call out over to a brony at another group of desks that Pinky Pie's going to get raped by goblins in Hell. He laughed it off.

I'm told he's acting like Ronald Mcdonald. Walked a sidewalk, clown popping up all over the place as I did so.

Classroom, asked about the brony and they said he's dead. I'm walking outside and a "ghost" gust of breeze blew some litter in my direction a little.

Classroom. At a desk with a girl teacher behind it, I said something including the word fuck, she said "You said the off word." I said "Oh, not very "PC" of me, right." she echoed about being PC.

Classroom. ZUN is at a corner behind a couple of desks bringing out trophies and calling people over. A while passed, I walked over in front of him and collapsed, thinking "Am I even going to get an award for my insane dreams?" He brings out a trophy of Flandre with emerald wings for me, I took it and it turned into a crown with a large emerald on top, which I put on. I was outside somewhere, with someone else taking a photo of me by the class's window with text saying I'm the King of Touhou and calling me Noah. Going around outside, in a fancy toilet, I put my crown on a table and accidently bumped and it must've been very fragile because it caused two of like a dozen model guard dogs that were somehow apart of it to break off, fall on the floor crumbling to dust. I had powdered sugar which I poured on and scooped up with them, eating and trying to get the most out of it. I don't know if it was at this point or just after but my crown was just gone. I was going around really wanting it back, walking with others down a road for a while. Come into a building and sit near the entrance "Oh well. How arrogant do I have to be to want to wear a crown anyway?" I looked at Yukari ahead of me "Now Yukari deserves to wear a crown, but she doesn't." though I thought about her wearing one when she's around an arena, and about her and Flan wearing them in a Touhou fighting game, and also that I probably should wear a crown because of it representing a connection with higher things.
Same place with Yukari ahead of me. An ingredients list popped up on my "screen" for something like Yukari wanted me to cook it, like only 4 or 5 things, green onion at the top, the second was either 6 or 7 ml of olive oil, it lingered for a few seconds like it wanted me to remember. Then it appeared again, this time much more visible on a sheet rather than just text, and it was definitely 6 ml.
Same place. Yukari was sitting ahead of me, something was announced, to do with lovers. We looked at eachother with smile and slight excited gasp like any lovers would, then she looked distraught and shouted "I wanna die!" and I shouted "I wanna die!" going over to sit her on my lap, wrapping my arms around her tight sexy abdomen in its purple dress, but I knew it's not that easy, and she got annoyed, saying similar to it can't be that simple. Saw a magazine cover questioning "What really is happiness?" with a side text answering "Sharing crumbs with the country mouse on the way to the throne." a picture of someone doing so on road leading to a city.

I saw crimsonhornets but with basically half the shit censored and text under it saying "Flandre is a monster!", Flandre flickering as Cthulu.

Classroom. I thought "They don't like it when I say "The truth is..."" then said "The truth is bronies are beings of a lesser order that come from a lower world where they're leeches that must suck upon cocks for an insanely long time to be able to reincarnate as a human." seeing an image of a dim place filled with knee-deep brownish muck and some primitive humanoid beings, presumably preyed upon by bronies.

>>16324237
Bribery. Simple monetary persuasion. A pound sterling to convince the postman to stay up late. Why, a pound could be as much as a week's wages in 1919, yet was a drop in the bucket for the Scarlet Devil estate!