/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19420715
>Invite Holst girlfriend to the beach
>As she's getting ready to go she remembers her bikini snapped last time
>She doesn't want to cancel, but what else can she wear?
>Later, Anon is waiting for her outside the changing rooms
>'You almost ready?'
>'Yeah, just... just promise you won't laugh.'
>She steps out before Anon can respond
>She's miraculously managed to squeeze into her old high school swimsuit
>It's barely containing her, cutting deep into her thighs and letting her now-massive chest spill out a bit
>It's so tight on her breasts that you can trace her nipples
>She's sporting a prominent cameltoe and her ass has swallowed the back of the suit
>She's blushing furiously, embarrassed at the predicament
>'W-Well?'
>'Is there anywhere private on this beach?'
>'Huh?'
>She looks down and sees Anon has a massive tent in his swim trunks
>'I need to fuck you in that right now because this is one of the hottest things I've seen you wear. Is there anywhere private?'
>A succubus overhears and leans over Anon's shoulder
>'If you head that way down the beach there's a nice little cove in the rocks. Secluded and private, great for when you want some Sex on the Beach. Have fun, you two!~'
>Holst's blushes even harder as a goofy smile creeps over her face

>>18950247
I have a brown swiss in my backyard so there is that

>>17537652
That's slutty, this is the ideal one.

>>15944384
This is the closest I have. It's got straight bangs and hair shorter in the front than back.

W-what's "jungle fever"? Shouldn't you be in bed if you're ill?

>>14942404
delicious brown is great

>>14446026
>Cow thing from Ethiopia
BROWN COWS AHEAD

>>14236830
>owner of the farm, an even lewder Minotuar
Is she da massa? This sounds like some weird mandingo fantasy, only with cows. Are the Holsts brown?

>>13718018
>he doesn't like big brown girls

>>13241879
This is correct, but you may notice my waifu is white.

>>13241888
One-pieces are the best with titty monsters as well as flatties.

>>13059530
>MOO~ at dawn
>MOO~ at noon
>MOO~ at dusk
This is a work of great importance. In the hustle and bustle of a modern city, the moos have to ring out with a great force and clarity, even when they are artificially strengthened. Many Mooezzins have their husbands with them at work, bringing them to a screamooing orgasm at just the right moment. This is very stressful on the men, but luckily they can be pacified immediately by their loving wifes.

>>12656028
>whole community gangbangs the priestess from sunrise to sunset
Gets better the further north you go. If MG world has an arctic continent with research stations like Antarctica, well... fapfapfap

>>12509100
Go masturbate in public or something, you cow!

>>12487072
You know you like it.